heyo
so yes i know i just started back up on here, buuuuut i hate to say i’m going to be gone for the next week (back on 7/19)
skype available for mutuals if you want
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heyo
so yes i know i just started back up on here, buuuuut i hate to say i’m going to be gone for the next week (back on 7/19)
skype available for mutuals if you want
i could set up a queue for the next week
or i could just not do that...
“–You are KIDDING me.”
Okay, so maybe Shawn wasn’t the best in his field, but he wasn’t a joke, not like this idiot. Seriously? This asshole hasn’t even WRITTEN half of his songs, and he wants –
“No. N o p e, no, no way, no. That’s the answer, signed, sealed, delivered, NO. Come back when you’re organized and have a plan, kid, and when your ambitions are realistic. All these songs sound like a kid’s mixtape at best, and a shit one at that.”
“Hey, think of it as an album half-full situation, okay?! Maybe I just need some inspiration to get the rest of it done, inspiration such as the album artwork.”
Could this guy really not get it? Luke was writing an album. Albums required cover art. Who cares if it wasn’t finished yet? Last album, he hadn’t finished all the songs before he finished recording in his friend’s mom’s basement, but that’s beside the point.
“it’s weird, right? oddly inconvenient too; now i’m going to have to readjust my schedule to make the drive out to buy records on a friday instead of a tuesday, and who knows how easy that’ll be...”
ncrcissism
it did not occur to luke that he might have needed to actually finish writing the album before seeking out some good cover art.
“i have half the songs half finished, is that not enough for you to start—”
aravensflower
he’s excited to be here, definitely. new york’s one of his favorite cities and he’s so glad he’s back, after making plans to go in and visit for the entire year but never actually getting around to it, who knew college would get him so busy?
he grabs a drink and starts walking up to someone who he thought he recognized from his shows— well, someone from a band the skywalkers had opened for a few times, at least— when suddenly he sees her, across the crowded room, ted-mosby-in-the-first-episode- style (okay, so maybe netflix was one of the many things keeping him stuck on campus all year).
it’s her, or at least he thinks it is. could it be? nah. no way, what would sam be doing here—
wait, she lives in new york. and of course she would be at a party with all of the music people luke knew, cause those people were also the ones that sam knew, and oh shit, what does he do, she’s looking over at him.
i’m getting too much problematic here,
not enough fave.
hey so unless we talk about it luke’s not going to know who your characters are because it’s been like half a year and i can’t remember what relationships he had with anyone
I AM BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL also i can’t remember how the new (haha it’s not new anymore i just haven’t been around) formatting works oh well
hello
aus i want more than life itself:
you work at this wealthy country club and i’m a regular who happens to think you’re very cute and i sorta wanna make my parents mad by flirting with you but i won’t tell you that
we’re just friends living in a shabby apartment and the shower stops working and we have to share cold water and we can only afford one bed tho it’s okay because we have each other but wait who’s this person you brought home last night nevermind we’re just friends
we hate each other but our parents are friends and set us up on a date and we’re messing with them so they’ll lay off tho you’re taking this fake dating to extremes and i quite like it but shut up i hate you why is your hand on my knee when they’re not around we’re just pretending ??
you’re my siblings bf / gf or best friends sibling and the first person you turn to is me and we stay up talking on the phone until 3am every night until we’re closer than they know and i don’t think this is okay
you’re older than me and have much more experience and think i’m just a stupid kid but you still can’t stop laughing at my childish jokes and calling out my name at 2am
will someone please give me an ‘exes who still live together because money is tight and it just gets really complicated’
headcannons include:
muse a crying in the shower and muse b hears them and cooks them dinner
oops we accidentally kissed and now you’re not talking to me
muse b brings home another girl/boy and they seem like a massive asshole (but really, they’re insanely nice and muse a is just jealous)
muse a brings home another girl/boy and ends up sleeping with muse b instead
and many more pls someone give me this
In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
like for a starter?
“ shut the fuck up, that was kinda funny. “
"oh look, i can be funny now. nice, huh?"
; munday
name: laura birthday: august 12 gender: female orientation: yup age: sixteen favorite candy: sour patch kids favorite pizza: pINEAPPLE favorite salad dressing: there's this really good one idk how do you describe salad dressing favorite meal: food best friend(s): people who don't have a tumblr like why aren't you on here best relative: my brother i guess best pet: pet rock i got when i was eight named rocky (but oops idk i lost him like eight years ago) best celebrity: chris evans tbh one random fact about your day: i slept through FIVE alarms today oops one random fact about your job/school: the architect who did my school also does prisons? (SECOND HIGH SCHOOL I HAVE BEEN TO WHERE THAT'S A THING) one random fact about your favourite tv show: the guy who created it is from the same town i'm from so that's pretty cool one random fact you wish was a fact but it isn’t: uh idk sorry i'm bad at questions favorite soda: root beer i guess? or coke tbh. like it's probably illegal to live in ga and not like coke best memory: camp probably? one random fact about you: i should probably be doing french homework right now tag five people: nah
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.