The Guild

[guild-bsd]

Introduction

This is an ask blog!! A interactive peak into the life of the Guild Members!!

inspired by @edogawaxranpo ADA ask blog and @the-port-mafia-bsd PM ask blog (check them out they are amazing!!) Here is a fic by @shapeshifterexile about the blogs created, check it out it’s awesome!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/81188091

Rules:

These ask’s are framed as phone calls (They can also be delivery’s, letters, or emails)

Feel free to call in as yourself, a OC, or any character outside of the guild!!

You can request a character to answer, if you don’t one of the members nearest will answer (mostly likely Poe)

NO HATE OR BULLYING WILL BE TOLERATED.

Please keep asks about the same rating as BSD, teen and up (Post’s with suggestive jokes or theming will be tagged #suggestive, if you wish to filter it)

Info about the Blog:

The timeline is after Lucy and Nathanial have left the Guild, Fitzgerald owns Manhasset Security, and Margaret isn’t in a coma. Just pretend it works

I will try to post daily polls and little insights on what The Guild is up too at the moment

Who can take calls:

Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

Edger Allan Poe

Louisa May Alcott

Margaret Mitchell

Mark Twain (As long as Tom and Huck)

Herman Melville

Howard Phillips Lovecraft

John Steinbeck

Karl (He will sometimes be with Poe, but you can also request him directly! Poe will try to translate his chirps for you!!)

Warnings/triggers:

The usual BSD warnings, possible depressing topics

Can include cursing, violence, and sexual jokes

I am not the characters, if they say something rude to you I promise I am not mad or upset at you!

MOD:

Call me Mod or Admin!

She/Her pronouns

American

[guild-bsd]

dear 🍇 Anon.

don’t worry! You didn’t come off passive agesssive!

also, John, you did the right thing. Sometimes we don’t do good things for good reasons. Doesnt make you a bad person. Got it?

😊 Anon

John: Right. Thank you, that…that means a lot.

[guild-bsd]

Wait so why are we hating on Mark? What did the poor twink do to deserve this? 👀

Mark: They hate me because they an’t me!

Huck: Titanic started a hate-cult and everyone jumped on board.

[guild-bsd]

If I were to make a blog about my bsd OC (based on the classical author Elizebeth Gaskell) similar to @oc-blog-yuumi would you be interested??

Interested?

Yes I’d be interested/want to see that

Nah that doesn’t interest me/I don’t want to see that

Voting ended onMar 17

[guild-bsd]

Well I’ll start preparing it!! If it never shows up, I either decided against it or lost interest lmao

[guild-bsd]

Dear 😊 Anon, 

I love John Ernst Steinbeck so much it hurts sometimes. That being said, I’m mean to him because it’s fun ^^ I also torment him because of all the times I’ve had to pour bleach in my eyes from reading his fiction. I could give examples, but seeing as this is a family-friendly phone line I won’t. Paradoxically, my love for reading his fiction is also what induces me to torture him. 

And, to be clear, I haven’t always been mean to him. I just thought it would be funny to give him a knife! And then he listened to his silly morals 😔

(Ooc: If this came off as passive aggressive I’m sorry, please remember it’s only a joke 😅 I don’t mean any insult to you 😊 Anon and I hope your day is lovely. /gen)

-🍇

[MOD] Damn I feel like I’m back in middle school passing notes… Well here you go! 🍇 anon still loves Steinbeck, and is just, as many do, torturing the character they love!!

[guild-bsd]

Poe, you are, unfortunately, an unc. So is Fitzgerald. Not Melville though. He’s not unc. I don’t know why.

Poe: I’m sorry, what exactly do you mean by Unc?

Fitzgerald: It appears so, Mark continues to refer to me as such.

Melville: I appreciate that.

[guild-bsd]

RIP to Tom and Huck’s dignity. Mark… why???

Mark: Because it’s AWESOME! Obviously.

Tom: I’m with Mark! [Huck, who is sitting on unicorn-Karl, nods in agreement]

[guild-bsd]

Hello my dear half-Irish Steinbeck. Take this green bracelet so you don’t get pinched!

(Idk if bsd!Steinbeck is half-Irish in canon but his maternal relatives were IRL. ✨The Hamiltons✨)

-🍇

John: I appreciate it! Back at home we eat green food on Saint Patrick’s day, and Mama would buy us all new green shirts!!

[MOD] Reminding me of Hamilton while I’m out here longing my wife…

[guild-bsd]

hello!

Louisa: H-hi!

[guild-bsd]

Hi

-🍇

[Karl, who is now wearing Huck’s unicorn horn, chirps a hello back]

[guild-bsd]

hiii

Lovecraft: Hello…

[guild-bsd]

I don't... think Mark should be hated.

-Another random civilizan.

Paid for by an account that endorses Mark Twian.

Mark: A GENIUS you are random civilian!

[guild-bsd]

Dear -🍇.

Why are you being so mean to John??? He's so nice! Sure he's... probably murdered like, a few people, but its the guild! All of them are technically terrorists... aren't you the one who likes him???

Sincerely, 😊 Anon.

[John goes quiet, reflecting on the lives he’s ended. All just to make sure his family is well fed and taken care of. It’s for their safety and security. It was all for them. It’s ok right. It’s ok right? It’s ok righ-]

[guild-bsd]

LITERALLY! I tried explaining to my girlfriend that I lowkey started a cult, and she looked so concerned for me.

[MOD] My friend’s faces when I try to explain shit like this is the funniest thing to me!!

[guild-bsd]

okay… Since Poe and Louisa said I can still give them hugs…

GUESS WHO’S STARTING A MARK TWINK HATE CLUB???

(isn’t crazy how a 22 year old man has beef with a high schooler… pfft—)

Mark: Yeah! Well I bet your lameass didn’t dress for Saint Patrick’s day!!

[guild-bsd]

There’s a ghost in the hate club too! me<3 But i kinda feel bad so Mark should probably remove the centipede in his hair. (Im putting more in his bed for him to find later!)

[Mark tenses up]

Mark: …..There was a centipede in my hair……?

[guild-bsd]

[With a loud slam, Mark enters the room covered head to toe in green clothing. A sparkling leprechaun hat and suit, clunky green shoes with shame rocks connected on springs at the ends, and green paint stripes all over his cheeks. Tom and Huck are dressed to theme as well, Tom is wearing the same suit and a fake leprechaun beard, and Huck wears a green scarf and a unicorn horn on his head]

Mark: Are none of you dressed up for Saint Patrick’s day?! [The rest shake their heads, the date had completely slipped their minds] You are all lame! Lame I say!