Something Wicked This Way Comes

Non-Selective General Armitage Hux OC/Crossover/ NSFW Friendly Mun 20+

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I headcanon that Hux does yoga to relieve (Kylo Ren induced) stress. Kylo does not know how to deal with this.

[carefulrenthatsenough]

The novelization compares Hux to a squig

Squigs are a species of fish native to Naboo

Kylo’s grandma is from Naboo

Kylux is canon 

[guilefulgeneral]

Messy Kylux sketch but oh man these two <3

[whosanaughtyfangirl]

Kylux - Friction

[flukeoffate]

This is one of the earliest–and still one of the most impressive–pieces of Kylux history. CLICK THE LINK FOR THE FULL VIDEO, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

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K/H

[guilefulgeneral]

Two of my Knights of Ren, everyone needs to appreciate my Chiss’s thigh high boots, thank you 

[khyulxo]

the cruel planet

[guilefulgeneral]

I made 8 OCs last night because I have no self control

[guilefulgeneral]

X

[kanzaki-vs]

Dark General Hux

Dark Knight of Ren

[staryaoirs]

after hours

[kiodja]

[guilefulgeneral]

@lenina-phasma from here “Do remember to knock next time, especially when you visit Ren. I can’t imagine he would take kindly to anyone walking in on him.” 

[guilefulgeneral]

“Get behind me NOW.”

Protest would have passed his thin lips had the other male not been so ragingly serious. Hux was not use to such passion lingering in Kylo’s demands--at least not towards him. His body had reacted before his mind had, sliding behind the knight with a rushed quickness. It took all but a few seconds for Hux to grab his blaster, aiming it dangerously close over the male’s shoulder. With one shot he takes down the enemy in the distance. He then turns to press his back against the raven. “Don’t tell me what to do.” 

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[guilefulgeneral]

🥊

Steady hands move at a quickened pace. Left then right, then right again. He’s having a personal battle with the punching bag in the training room. From behind one can see that his black undershirt is slightly sticking to his skin--his hair is sticking to the back of his neck. How long had he been at this to have sweat so much? The General looked focused, and he was. So focused he hadn’t heard the other walk towards him. It was only when he turned to grab his water that he noticed her, a half-smile was his greeting. Personal, yet still official. He gives her a nod before grabbing his jacket. “It’s all yours.” With that he’s gone, a quickened pace had carried him out. Why had he been so rushed? Upon further inspection of the punching bag, a small trace of blood was visible. It appeared the General had gone a little too hard, injuring himself in the process. 

[forceunbalanced]

@guilefulgeneral

Kylo Ren was in pain and injured but he swallowed the pain, it wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t something that he was used too and all he wanted to do was to get to the base, to the medbay and be treated but he would have to answer to Snoke for failing. He knew that would come with it’s own punishment and he would deal with it, he always did. All he could do was try to make it to his feet and go to a ship in order to make it off the planet before it was completely destroyed. All he could do was to stand there for a moment as he took a breath and focus on where he ws going and what his plan was.

[guilefulgeneral]

“...Ren?” A voice calls out through the surrounding area, barely echoing in the silence. Heavy footsteps crunch through gentle snow as the General and a small crowd of his officers continue their search. His calculating blue eyes scan every inch of space and every corner until he comes stumbling upon the broken boy. “I take it things did not go...well.” Thin lips press together to form a fine line as his gaze settles on the fresh wound of the knight. His hands and resting firmly behind his back, his stiff posture stiffens as bit more as he imagines the pain the man must feel. There's almost a bit of sympathy there—almost. Hux sighs to himself as he watches the boy struggle. He's having a hard time, perhaps even slowly giving up on himself. It's so hard to tell with such a volatile creature. A few steps of caution turn into a fearless stride as the General sheds his mighty position and goes to the aid of the First Order's finest weapon. “Come now, you can't be this weak, can you?” Hux speaks a little softer than he normally does—his arm goes to take a strong hold of the boy's torso. He walks with him, leads him back onto the ship. The moment he is able to pass him off to someone else—he does. Brushing his hands together as if he is ridding himself of dirt, Hux goes about brushing off his jacket. “I'll be back to check on your status once you've received a wellness check.” His voice is cold and dry, lacking of any form of care. The Supreme Leader was not going to be happy with this news.