[understands]

[dnhdusty]

[tiffany-mitchell]

[catchmefucan-deactivated2022051]

Are you available?

No sold out

[internetthug]

Discontinued

[katealot]

Recalled due to several unfortunate incidents

[cykelops]

the xmen desperately sit around waiting for something homoerotic to happen

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

[saiasus]

[ferriblesstuff]

[sheryl-lee]

Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff

WANDAVISION (2021) Episode 6 - All-New Halloween Spooktacular!

[yetanothertaylor]

Every queer person’s favorite Candyland character was one of these two change my mind

[guillchill]

Denali and Tina Burner

[hotvampireadjacent]

[poison-siren]

Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

[saiasus]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[mariakono]

A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

[gunsandfireandshit]

[king]

[king]

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me.... but ur pop tart scar.....it’s legendary...” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

[king]

Me: touches it

Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?

[c-tea-rex]

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

[king]

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

[luckyladylily]

after two pop tart disasters they went back for a third. Braver than any US Marine.

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it

[albertserra]

[antiandrogen]

[newkidsonmycock35]

this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation

[cmcniz]

I wish I could watch this for the first time again