Not The Coffee Machine!

Queen is life and the Bo Rhap boys are national treasures. Brian May owns my ass.

[hazel-officially]

Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

[equalibroom]

Everyone?

[hazel-officially]

E V E R Y O N E

[serpentmythos]

HELL YEA

[toadstoolpal]

types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!)

cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best but never thinks so

penthouse gay: art deco, expensive drinks, cherries and pomegranates, doesn’t close their blinds, knows the name of their barista, loves sunsets and fancy lingerie

castle gay: would have a closet for their capes, four-poster bed with three duvets, probably needs smelling salts, easily digresses, candles and dinner parties

lodge gay: reclusive, opens up to 3 (three) people in their entire lifetime, loves tapestries, hardworking, loves sleeping, could sit outside for hours, listens 2 folk music

tree house gay: has terrible handwriting, never too many throw pillows, constantly anxious, string lights and lava lamps, has taken a ceramic class, loves rice

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[jueswae]

I’m not risking this shit

[babyboy49]

Sorry

[sinputaangustia]

FUCK THIS POST

[sleepyxgee-deactivated20191001]

Dammit

[moonlightbb98-blog]

Fuck this post

[whimsybosom]

Damn

[lemondropshortcake-deactivated2]

i mean i 100% will not risk this

[lemondropshortcake-deactivated2]

why do i always stumble across this stupid thing. i will nOT RISK.

[cxptain-rex]

I love my mum

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Not sure if this tea is hot but I’m gonna serve it anyway: *takes a deep breath* The real problem with the original BoRhap script that’s circulating is that nowhere does it contain the most important scene of all...which is obviously Brian May getting dragged off to his hotel room and shagged by a fat bottomed girl.

[90sbrianmay-deactivated20210908]

so are we gonna skip over how Freddie fully invited Brian to an orgy

[wethairjoel]

I love that TWO WOMEN and TWO GAY CLONES are written in caps.

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

are we gonna skip over the fact that we got denied Brian in boxer shorts getting invited to an orgy

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Ryan Hurst

OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS KNOWS I USED TO WATCH SONS OF ANARCHY 👀👀Y’ALL DONE RATTED ME OUT!!

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

I’m a sucker for super tall guys who ride motorcycles and have tattoos, so I LOVE Ryan Hurst. I thought he was awesome on SOA and in The Outsiders, and I’ve missed seeing him regularly on my TV, but thankfully now he’s Beta on The Walking Dead so I get to see him every Sunday now! 😊😍 Very hot and also seems like a super nice guy, so definite 10/10.

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Norman Reedus?

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

HOW DO I EVEN GET STARTED ON HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM?? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. I JUST ADORE HIM. 😍😍

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Sam Rockwell 😉

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

One of my favorite actors AND he’s gorgeous to boot! I adore Sam. ☺️😍

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Richard Speight Jr.

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

HOT DIGGITY DO I LOVE ME SOME RICHARD SPEIGHT JR!! I adore this man endlessly. Enough said. 😍😍

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

can you do gerard way lovie?

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

He’s alright! I LOVE his hair! 😍

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Tom Hiddleston (if you do like him, go watch Henry V - oof)

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

What an attractive man, oof! 😍 I like him! I haven’t seen Henry V, but I will definitely be checking it out now, thanks for the rec!

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Robert Downey Jr (any age)

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

Robert Downey Jr. in Zodiac?? AMEN! 😍 I love him in that movie and he looks great in it!

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

ryan reynolds

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

His eyes and beard sold me! He’s alright!

SEND ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Chris Evans

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty / gorgeous / lord take me now

He’s alright but not my type! I don’t really go for hunky guys, haha. 😂

ASK ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

tom holland

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty /  gorgeous / lord take me now

He’s cute but I see him as more the little brother type! That being said, I love watching his films, he’s always wonderful!

ASK ME CELEBRITY NAMES!!

[marriage-story]

hey lets play how hot is that celebrity

nope not my type / alright / cute / adorable / pretty /  gorgeous / lord take me now

[john-deacon-fucks]

JOHN DEACON NARRATED A FREAKING SEX COMEDY???!! WHEN HE WAS 14???!!!!

[deakys-chesthair]

the what now :D

[cosmicsskies-deactivated2019110]

Huh

[guitarplayingastrophysicist]

Is this legit?? I mean, I just have a hard time believing Deaky would narrate a sex comedy when he was 14...and that his parents would consent to letting him do so!! 🤭🤨 As interesting as it is to think of Deaky narrating a sex comedy, I think this could be a case of someone having the same name as him and everyone thinking it’s the famous one.