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@luxu-official

#Gula reblogs #(Mod here. Op for context I am a Gula rp account and I just @ ed the Luxu rp account. They have ongoing beef. Gula bit him multiple times)

gula-official

excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

-@background-keykid

By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

ava-oficial

well you did try to summon kingdom hearts, which Master specifically told us *not* to

gula-official

I was only doing that to try and bring him back to get advice for the traitor thing

Only for him to have been on TUMBLR the whole time

Aced tried joining unions. I half followed him, but mainly because he can absolutely crush my head in his palms if he tried

ava-oficial

well noone said it was our dark chirithy.... it might have been a keykids

and .... yeah why did master show up her out of all places

background-keykid

maybe... maybe the traitor isn't real? if you haven't found them by now, I mean it just feels like you should've figured it out! is all

gula-official

There's no reason for The Master to have lied, though. The traitor hasn't really done much, despite... some things that I shouldn't be sharing because you are one of our students

Don't worry, you won't be kicked out or have your chirithy taken (I think.) Some curiosity can be good for someone learning

#Whose union are you in?#I see so many keykids every day that it gets hard to keep track #Gula ponders

gula-official

excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

-@background-keykid

By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

ava-oficial

well you did try to summon kingdom hearts, which Master specifically told us *not* to

gula-official

I was only doing that to try and bring him back to get advice for the traitor thing

Only for him to have been on TUMBLR the whole time

Aced tried joining unions. I half followed him, but mainly because he can absolutely crush my head in his palms if he tried

ava-oficial

well noone said it was our dark chirithy.... it might have been a keykids

and .... yeah why did master show up her out of all places

gula-official

Still, why would he have me search for the traitor if I was to become the traitor? He basically told me I was the only person I could rule out

#He specifically said to trust nobody but myself #Or something like that #Gula ponders

gula-official

excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

-@background-keykid

By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

ava-oficial

well you did try to summon kingdom hearts, which Master specifically told us *not* to

gula-official

I was only doing that to try and bring him back to get advice for the traitor thing

Only for him to have been on TUMBLR the whole time

Aced tried joining unions. I half followed him, but mainly because he can absolutely crush my head in his palms if he tried

#Wait does this make me the traitor?#But I know the dark chirithy wasn't mine #And I'm pretty sure it belongs to the traitor...#Gula ponders

excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

-@background-keykid

By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

#Gula answers #I asked him that when I first got the role and he didn't say anything #...Wait should I even be discussing this with you?

invi-official

@gula-official

Gula, if I invite you to a cat game will you play it

I need gemstones.

gula-official

Yes

#Gula ponders

gula-official

i heard if you drink the river water you can get real cat ears...

Hmmm... Interesting

gula-official

Mod being ooc for a second. I started the base for this drawing, got distracted, forgot what I was drawing, and am halfway through drawing a different character

#Mod Time

i heard if you drink the river water you can get real cat ears...

Hmmm... Interesting

#Gula Ponders #(Mod here. I am not good at drawing. I must draw something now)

luxu-official

im gonna start a rumor you caused the daybreak town water crisis

DON’T MESS WITH ME. THERE IS A WOLF INSIDE ME. THE DARKEST DEMONS HIDE UNDERNEATH THE BRIGHTEST SMILES

gula-official

Luxu? Are... you the traitor?

Seriously this time, not like the last five times I asked you

luxu-official

DOGS AND CATS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES. DON’T MESS WITH THE WOLF, CATBOY

gula-official

Okay, but is that a yes or a no on the traitor thing?

#Gula ponders

luxu-official

im gonna start a rumor you caused the daybreak town water crisis

DON’T MESS WITH ME. THERE IS A WOLF INSIDE ME. THE DARKEST DEMONS HIDE UNDERNEATH THE BRIGHTEST SMILES

gula-official

Luxu? Are... you the traitor?

Seriously this time, not like the last five times I asked you

#Gula ponders

couldtheysurviveshibuya

The Master of Masters from Kingdom Hearts?

I must confess, this one might not yield proper results as we run these simulations, considering we technically don't know if he's human or not. But we can work with what we have.

Could this (assumed to be) human, the Master of Masters, survive the Shibuya Reaper's Game?

No, he dies during Shiki's Week

No, he dies during Joshua's Week

No, he dies during Beat's Week

Yes, he survives!

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2025

couldtheysurviveshibuya

The results are in, the numbers have been crunched. Operating under the assumption that he's human, the Master of Masters COULD survive the Reaper's Game. Not that I was surprised by this outcome. The similarities between him and my superiors was not lost on me, and it seems it wasn't lost on many of you, as well.

All that being said, I feel like some of you need a reminder that these participants I'm examining pertain to them as humans. Which is to say, not as a Reaper, or any other form of being from a higher plane. And humans are under some rather strict rules in the UG. They pay their entry fee, of course, but evidence from my simulations suggests the power curve is altered as well. This is just as much a test of a Player's personality as it is their ability.

This doesn't change the outcome of this result, of course. But keep in mind, power only matters so much. And once you're in the game, it's rather difficult to get out... unless you were to win, of course.

master-of-masters-official

🥺

👉👈

couldtheysurviveshibuya

*lowers my sunglasses to look at you with an unimpressed expression*

I already said you'd survive, sir. If you wanted a more precise result, maybe you should consider giving me or my superiors more information on yourself, then my simulations might actually be ACCURATE. It's people like you who refuse to share anything about themselves that make my job harder.

master-of-masters-official

I think I'd like to speak with your manager

gula-official

Dad, please. Just accept the win

#Why do you always do this?#This is why you're banned from Burger King #Gula ponders #(I'm having way too much fun with this)

master-of-masters-official

‼ IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL RESIDENTS OF DAYBREAK TOWN ‼

As you may have noticed while trying to get a glass of water at 3 am this morning, all water in the north side of the city has been shut off. This is because of emergency repairs being done in the sewers. The ground floor of the tower will be open for this duration of time to anyone who needs to obtain water or use the facilities.

If anyone has information on the individuals who were horsing around in the sewers and caused this emergency, please report to your union representative.

We do not currently have a projected time for when the repairs will be complete.

#Daybreak Anouncements #Gula reblogs

luxustextbox

it's like herding ca-- hm.

gula-official

@invi-official

#Gula reblogs #It was one time

luxustextbox

gula

#Gula reblogs #It's suspicious that's all I'm saying

gula-official

The stray cat I snuck into the clock tower refuses to stop meowing unless I lay in bed for some reason. When I'm in the bed it starts purring and making biscuits on my lap

gula-official

Yeah, I'm sure. I've seen this cat around Daybreak Town for years now

#I can show you the spots I regularly put cat food in to see if we can find the cat #Gula Ponders #Gula's Stray

The stray cat I snuck into the clock tower refuses to stop meowing unless I lay in bed for some reason. When I'm in the bed it starts purring and making biscuits on my lap

#Gula Ponders #Gula's Stray #(Mod here. Stray is based on one of my irl cats)