They stole my eyes in the war

Reptile enjoyer | Keyblade master

[pansyfemme]

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

[wowitsmetaylor]

All around me are familiar faces..

[drememoto]

they’re saying the Foretellers smoked Chirithy in a bong. They’re saying the Master of Masters hotboxed Chirithy in a bong and smoked him tf out. They’re calling it a new strain called Sad Kittycat it’ll get you fucked up

[drememoto]

ugly laughing at this

[invi-official]

Chirithy.... chirithy what's happened to you

Chirithy I don't understand

[invi-official]

What's that flappy thing in the forest?

[goldensunset]

hey… out of curiosity have you and the others been telling us the truth lately….

[invi-official]

The master is lying to us

[invi-official]

What's that flappy thing in the forest?

[invi-official]

This edible ain't shit

[threedollarsdotcom]

you have to stop trusting people and start eating dirt from your yard

[snaffleshortcake]

i GUESS ill put this here

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[fangs-4-fags]

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

[fangs-4-fags]

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

[fangs-4-fags]

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

[fangs-4-fags]

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

[nbvagabond]

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

[the-long-dog]

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

[songofkeys]

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

[sumkitty-blog]

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

[heroofthreefaces]

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

[weeabooparadise94]

[invi-official]

Chirithy no this is *my* creamy salmon pasta

[dogpuppy]

[ava-oficial]

ah seeing master and invi alive is quite nice

[invi-official]

Its too cold, hibernation time.

[invi-official]

Beautiful night tonight. Would be a shame if I had to fight a bear and cause hundreds of thousands of munny in property damage

[master-of-masters-official]

Who's your favorite child?

I have no children what are you talking about

[invi-official]

Master didn't you have a baby that went missing and then was found? Or was chirithy reading fanfiction and gossip rags out loud again