What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?
What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house
The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.
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What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?
What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house
The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.
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Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.
About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.
I asked my neighbor several times to please not fly in my yard and explained that it was scaring my dog, he basically told me to get lost and laughed in my face. When it still continued, I called the police. Unfortunately there wasn’t much they could do other than ask him to please not fly over my house/property.
Finally, in late December it happened - my dog got tired of his shit and managed to catch the drone right as it was diving towards him. He shredded the drone, the thing was just a jumbled mess of wires and plastic.
Neighbor was pissed. He stormed over to my house swearing and threatening me, which I ignored. A week later, I got a summons to small claims court - he wanted $900 for the cost of his drone and an additional $300 for supposedly denying him access to his property (the drone sat in my yard for a couple hours before it was retrieved). F*ck that. He could have killed my dog. I don’t have kids or a girlfriend, I just have my dog who is my best friend for the past 7 years. That dog has moved with me three times, was there when I graduated college, saw me buy my first house and my first new car. I love my dog.
Went to LegalAdvice, got some great help from them. Turns out, him suing me was the best thing to ever happen. When we got to small claims court, the judge basically laughed away his claims that I had intentionally trained my dog to attack his drone. But little did he know I was prepared. I had dozens of photos of my yard showing it was impossible for him to “accidentally” fly that low to my dog, videos of him harassing my dog in the past, and I had saved all my medical bills from taking my dog to the vet. $700 for an xray? Check. Another $250 to sedate him during? Why not, don’t want him being uncomfortable. Full dental exam with tooth cleaning/repair? $400. Then there was the cost of anti-anxiety meds and a secondary check up, wet food for a week in case his teeth were hurt, and extra just for good measure. In the end, the a-hole ended up owing me almost $2,000, and now is being investigated by the FAA for not having a registered drone and violating several FAA regulations concerning drone flight, too near an airport, too close to other people, out of sight of operator and waaay above the maximum altitude.
Enjoy never being allowed to fly drones again, d*ck.
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To Tame a Chimera
DM- “You enter through the door to find a large, octagonal room. At the end of the room is a Chimera blocking the next door. What do you do?” Player 1- “I sneak back to where I came from.” Players 2 and 3- “We follow his lead.” Me- I walk towards the Chimera.“ Players- “Wait, what are you doing??” ROLL* DM- Unfortunately one of you trips on a loose tile, grabbing the attention of the Chimera. The Chimera first spots (me) since she is the closest. What do you do?“ Player 1- *out of character” “Dude, there is no fucking way we are going to make it out of here alive. Why did you place such a powerful beast so early in the campaign?” Me- “Don’t worry guys, I got this.” DM- “What do you do?” Me- “I use my handle animal skill to approach the Chimera and pet it.” Player 2-“Are you a fucking idiot?” ROLL* DM- “You manage to approach the Chimera, but before you pet him, he swipes his claws at you, but you dodge out of the way.” Chimera- *growls and slowly approaches me.* Player 1- “I’m not moving from this spot.” Players 2 and 3: “We are going to use her as a distraction to escape.” ROLL* DM- “As soon as you attempt to move towards the door, the Chimera turns his attention to you stopping you in your tracks.” Player 2- “We are so fucked. (My name), what in gods name are you doing!?” Me- “ I approach the Chimera again, this time with my arm out, speaking softly, telling him I’m not here to hurt him.” ROLL* DM- “A perfect roll! You approach the Chimera and he starts to relax, allowing you to touch him.” Me- “Then I tell him to lay down and let us pass.” ROLL* DM- He listens and does as you say, allowing you and your group to walk past.“ Me- “Wait! I want to take him with me!” Player 1- “You can’t tame a Chimera!” Me- “Watch me.” Players 1, 2 and 3- “We walk past carefully to open the door and leave.” DM-“Thanks to (me) for having such high tame animal skill, the Chimera let’s you pass.” Me-“I guess I’ll follow them if I really can’t tame a Chimera.” ROLL* DM- *out of character* “okay, this is ridiculous. How do you keep rolling almost perfectly!?” Me- “I’m obviously a professional.” DM- “Well, as you try to walk away, the Chimera follows you. He seems to want to come with you.” Me- “Fuck yes! I have a pet Chimera! I allow him to follow and ask if I can ride him.” Player 1- “Are you seriously about to ride a Chimera…?” *ROLL DM- “The Chimera lays low to the ground, allowing you to climb onto his back and ride him.” Player 2- “You have got to be kidding me right now. How is this even possible!?” Me- “Ha! You’re just jealous that I have a pet Chimera and you don’t!”
@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that
list of things i have called my little brother:
nerd lord
bitchass
bruh
my lad
boyo
bro bro
10 thousand variations of his name
list of things i have never in my life said to my little brother:
little brother
his actual name
Since Vegebul is my favorite fictional ship of all time, I wanted to recount some of the times he has been in front of her, going from call her idiot to protect her when Freezer joins Universe 7’s team.
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