Self Care LMAO.

Theo // 20s // He/They

[gunkyengines]

Okay, uh, I'm broke. Does anyone want cheap copyediting work done on their fics or whatever? $5 CAD/250 words, any ship or topic welcome (incl. NSFW for 18+ clients). I use Microsoft Word's Track Changes feature.

Payment upfront via Ko-Fi and/or PP (to be provided upon contact and confirmation) turnover between 24-48hrs depending on piece size.

[takaholic]

“I’m terrified of showing you my heart” gf & “I’ve already seen it because you’re terrible at hiding it” bf

[self-shipping-crow]

I had forgotten that I finished this one! I’ve had the movie on repeat lately <33

I frequently think about their dynamic while the world was still new and they were still dotting after each other. Them sneaking out of the other Gods sights just to flirt with each other on earth is still a very endearing thought for me,, they are insufferable together,,, /pos

Tag list: ᥫ᭡ @darknoverse ᥫ᭡ @tennas-starbunny ᥫ᭡ @candyheartedchy ᥫ᭡ @mzhearts ᥫ᭡ @silverlining-ships ᥫ᭡ @mutts-self-ship-adventures ᥫ᭡ @sketchy-tour ᥫ᭡ @adoring-clovers ᥫ᭡ @twinsandselfships ᥫ᭡ @pumpkinpatchdarling ᥫ᭡

Let me know if you’d like to be added or removed! <3

[xxheartsprings]

Color swap 💜🖤

[lynx-the-cat]

I fear the worst has come to pass

Fuck off

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[protosymphonette]

benny shenaniganery

[basyacriptid]

There's no Good or Evil youre either Yay or Yucky

[hrrria]

m..more benny pls? 👉👈

at your service anon

[telepath-kisser]

everyone get more familial f/o pilled now

[gunkyengines]

Oh god oh fuck 😖

[coolstarboy-art]

this would be benny rn if he wasnt stupid

[amiablescamp]

i’ve come to a very important scientific conclusion while doomscrolling the benny gecko tag on tiktok:

the ONLY people thirsting over him are, without exception, the most jaw-dropping, unreal, goddess-tier BADDIES i’ve ever seen in my life.

this man is exclusively pulling divine-level women across dimensions.

[power-chords]

[maniacalshen]

had to nab these tags from @ravenvsfox

[sainamoonshine]

And people really do try to interact with fandom like consumers! They want « content ». They act like they can get a refund on reading a fic they don’t like. They add fanfics to goddamned goodreads without a second thought without realizing that’s as ridiculous as adding your friend’s dining room as a restaurant on yelp just so you can post a review about it

[selfship-polycule]

happy pride month to polyamorous selfshippers!

[mostfuckableffvillain]

Happy Pride

[halcyoncyrus]

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night