rusty bones and rotten teeth

you can call me Adam or Naitha idc. wildly multifandom. (he/it)

[guppybarks]

I should be getting drunk and writing mildly controversial fanfiction right now

[guppybarks]

what they don't tell you about falling in love for the first time is that it's awful and makes you want to puke your guts all over the floor all of the time and you can never sleep or eat and your skin gets all itchy and

[guppybarks]

I think I should be given sharper bigger teeth because I've been good and I deserve it

[lvnesart]

my guilty pleasure ship

[guppybarks]

it's 2026 and still there's a severe lack of sheith fics with subtop Keith. what are we doing

[guppybarks]

teeth are awesome. I love teeth

[ao3commentoftheday]

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

[tankhall]

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

[pinkyplonk]

The stare of doom and despair

[guppybarks]

first days of human life and he learns about astrology, goes to the local public library, hits on a ghost and makes plans with him and his lesbian friend, reads as many books as possible, and experiments with his fashion sense. Monty Finch truly no one does it like you

[vigilante-shit-again]

monty would have to stand on his tippy toes to kiss edwin. think about that.

[guppybarks]

are montwin enjoyers a thing on here. are yall dead. were you ever alive

[spewnyd]

study piece!

[guppybarks]

I am in fact the annoying guy who wants my smut to be 'in character'. I be reading/writing straight up porn all like 'ah yes he WOULD say that'

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[yuiwqrld]

[saddls]