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[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

The teamwork is fucking outstanding.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[nocuer]

Imagine being a grown man and not leaving a woman alone after she clearly said no

[anxietyproblem]

[mindfulwrath]

broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom

woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee

[quinquangularist]

bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.

[she-guitar-solo]

HDYVDGNCIKFHBB

[anxietyproblem]

[30-minute-memes]

As an ex fetus, I agree

[lovelystag]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[swordbride]

[timeindogyears-deactivated20211]

also:

[toxicstardust]

Ok, but also:

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pulchrabelle]

Someone finally recognized him

[7nessasaryevils]

[valtsv]

being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

[tiktoks-we-like]

[friendraichu]

some boys be out here dismantling toxic masculinity one tiktok at a time

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[studentlifeproblems]