These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
The teamwork is fucking outstanding.
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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
The teamwork is fucking outstanding.
Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up
noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha
me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*
my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative
Imagine being a grown man and not leaving a woman alone after she clearly said no
broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom
woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee
bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.
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As an ex fetus, I agree
OMG HAHAHAHAHA
…i love her?!?
QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN
Ok, but also:
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
Someone finally recognized him
being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*
some boys be out here dismantling toxic masculinity one tiktok at a time
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???