Anonymous Blogger

For your daily laughs and embarrassments. Enjoy!

[thecommonchick]

my life in a tweet

[gurusnapper-blog]

The struggle is real

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When your supervisor cancels your shift but someone cancels on them so they come crawling back to your ass...

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The ex.

Don't get me wrong our relationship was good at first. He was sweet And caring. Then it all just seemed to change. He cared more about his friend... Who turned out to be his ex 'fuck buddy.' I turned paranoid and jealous, clingy and emotional. It really fucked me about being with him.

[gurusnapper-blog]

To all the snakes out there. You know who you are.

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Just wanna kiss you good night 💋

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The ex.

Am I really surprised that the relationship ended so badly? I did meet him in a club.

[itscaitray8]

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I think I need to take this quote in. Do not go back there!

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The ex.

He does not understand the shit that he put me through. I lost my virginity to him and he completely screwed me over. Complete mind fuck. He even thought he was God's gift. No joke. He used to say: "aren't you lucky to be with someone like me." *whilst he stares at himself in the mirror.* I still cannot see why I was infatuated with him. But yes. Sadly I loved him. It is only now that I have gotten over him. I think.

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The ex.

So I've been single for almost a year now. Still feels weird to get used to that fact because every time I have tried to be happy my ex boyfriend pops back into my life.

[gurusnapper-blog]

Dear ex boyfriend,

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Instead i'm a fat shit 😣 life is hard 😥

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💞

Aoibh gháire cosúil go bhfuil tú i ngrá ❤

[gurusnapper-blog]

Bitch don't you know you don't have a choice?!

[gurusnapper-blog]

😂😂 too late for some of us.

[gurusnapper-blog]

We all know someone who posts pictures on snapchat like this 😂 #snapchat #bubblebath #girls #guys #bath #pamper #spa #relaxation