GrandmaSludge

Gay and Retarded. Instagram: @cipollonecologne "For each fire is all fires, the first fire and the last to ever be" - CM

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29, male, fat

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“have you seen the boys?”

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society started to crumble when youtube stopped having anything good to watch

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Me: “That’s bananas!”

inconspicuous monkey:

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covering my girlfriends eyes at the movies every time there is a hotter guy than me

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why does adam lanza look like he is trying to rape you with his eyes?

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Ted Kaczynski? The math mathematician?

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mentally dressing you when your naked in front of me

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i’m clinically sane

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patriots are in contol...

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today twitter is celebrating hitlers birthday and tumblr is celebrating the columbine shooting

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apparently my doctor said i have “ass burgers” or something - instead of, “sigma patrick bateman dexter disorder syndrome”

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having her rub the stretch marks on my fat stomach and asking her if she wants to ride the tiger

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it's so annoying that my wife shared her birthday with our anniversary. I have to buy gifts for us being together and gifts for her turning 12