'Sup?

hey, name's sans. i'm too lazy to catch you, so don't worry. watch for my brother though. he's not dangerous, but he's obsessed with catching humans. anyway, come say hi, i don't bite. i can tickle your funny-bone if you let me, though.(ask/rp blog, mun is over 18, no images are mine unless specified)

[bonnirockatansky-blog]

So, I’m in an emergency situation. I need every bit of help I can get. On Christmas Eve, my alternator went out. This prompted a huge fight in my family, for no real reason, other than I had an anxiety attack. And in order to stop said anxiety attack, I had my head slammed into the window of my mother’s car. So I would ‘Shut the hell up.’ The fight eventually seemed to settle but not before members of my family were involved that shouldn’t have been. We leave, go see my father, get home, the fight continues. I’m then told I have no way to work from here on. To ‘figure it out’. Even though she told everyone in my family business that they didn’t need to know. Stretched the truth. Burned bridges. I have no way to fix my car. Yesterday, I’m told I’m being put out onto the streets. Also told to ‘figure it out’. And she knows she’s destroyed countless relationships for me with my family. So I’m being thrown out. With no car, soon no job, and nowhere to go. I’ve been told basically that she doesn’t care what happens to me and that she’s sick and tired of me. And the area I’m being thrown out into is a hub for trafficking. I’m absolutely terrified and confused. How could a mother put her child out like this with absolutely no concern? That’s the question I’ve consistently asked with no response. Last night, she strands both me and my brother in our home. No car. No food. Nothing. Took our other brother, and her dog, and left. My brother and I are currently starving and scared. And, God forbid, something happens, I can’t get us anywhere to get help. My mental health has deteriorated to the point where I could care less about whether I live or die and I’ve had upwards of twenty panic attacks in the course of four days. I’m losing track of time. I have no idea what I’m going to do from this point,… I opened a ko-fi page in hopes I can receive some sort of help until I can find a place to go or even just to get my car fixed. So I have some place to sleep at night,… if you wouldn’t mind, I’d appreciate even just your consideration: http://ko-fi.com/bonrockatansky Thank you, Bon. 😔

[gutless-rib-tickler]

UT/DR Discord group

Send me an IM if you’d like an invite.

[drawloverlala]

Pet

A midnight comic i just did; Seam has such a cool design and he’s kind of cute too, i wish i could pet him ;U;, it seems like he needs some love and care.

(ﾉ∀`♥)

[gutless-rib-tickler]

This comic's pretty cute. My heart swelled enough to burst at the Seams.

[absolutedream-art]

Commission for @jeeley ^^

MK breathing fire the Spyro way… but, he could still use a bit of practice, heh. Had a blast animating this!  Thanks again to Jeeley for commissioning me! ————- Undertale belongs to Toby Fox

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Commission Info: Animations and Drawings ————–

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[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNDERTALE!!!!! I can finally release my baby into the world!!

I worked very hard on this game for a good three weeks and I am so proud to say that I finally finished it!!! It’s a visual novel/almost dating sim/choose your adventure game where you are invited at the skelebros house for a movie night, and everyone knows a lot of stuff can happen during a movie night…

After all it’s been months since you’ve seen the bros, who knows what the waky skeleton have been up to while you were gone?

DOWLOAD “MOVIE NIGHT” HERE ON GAMEJOLT!! <—

There are more than 10 different endings and a good handful of awful humor so have fun exploring the game and its multiple different choices!!

You don’t need to install anything just dowload the file, unzippit and you are good to go! I really hope you’ll enjoy it a lot  of effort went into it qvq

The inspiration of making a ren’py game came after I played “The Great Noodle Jape” by nighttimepixels so give that a go if you haven’t!

[coyoteplaza-deactivated20200820]

“things i want: snuggles. things i get: struggles”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans chuckled sheepishly, looking a bit dazed after the kiss. “W-Wow is right…just glad ya didnt slap me, heh…” He looked at her hand a moment, then vertex his eyes in embarrassment, thinking of lacing his fingers with hers, but was too worried about pushing more boundaries. Which didn’t really make sense, given he’d just kissed her full on the mouth.

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“If you really wanted me to slap you one, I would if it would make you feel better. I’d feel pretty damn terrible about it sooo.. No. No slap from me. I couldn’t do that..” 

She briefly caught the look on his face, catching him looking at her hand. She gave a nod, ever so slightly brushing her fingers against his own.

“It’s okay. Don’t worry..” 

[gutless-rib-tickler]

He blushed quite brightly at that, but shyly took her up on that, lacing his fingers with hers, soul beating funny in his ribcage. "I-I'm fine without a slap...I-I just...wasn't sure if you'd...be okay with it..."

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“Well.. seeing as how you asked so nicely..” This one was just a one on the cheek. Or rather where his cheek would have been. It was seemingly chaste, but at the same time, leaving for more if he wished.

“And neither am I.”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans’s blush flared considerably. He looked to her, and suddenly feeling bold, he cupped her cheeks, leaning in for a gentle, but slow kiss, his eyes closed, a warmth blossoming in his ribcage.

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

Now that was sudden. But it was the best kind of sudden that she didn’t expect from the skeleton. The kiss was soft and sweet, and she met it in equal measure. The same little flicker of warmth fluttered in her chest..

It wasn’t until she pulled away that she spoke..

“Wow.. wow..” She stammered, letting out a sheepish little giggle.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans chuckled sheepishly, looking a bit dazed after the kiss. “W-Wow is right…just glad ya didnt slap me, heh…” He looked at her hand a moment, then averted his eyes in embarrassment, thinking of lacing his fingers with hers, but was too worried about pushing more boundaries. Which didn’t really make sense, given he’d just kissed her full on the mouth.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“Well.. seeing as how you asked so nicely..” This one was just a one on the cheek. Or rather where his cheek would have been. It was seemingly chaste, but at the same time, leaving for more if he wished.

“And neither am I.”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans's blush flared considerably. He looked to her, and suddenly feeling bold, he cupped her cheeks, leaning in for a gentle, but slow kiss, his eyes closed, a warmth blossoming in his ribcage.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Hardware Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“I never said there was anything terrible about being unpredictable too! It’s a good thing, actually. Keeps things interesting.. But heck, if what you wished for was a kiss, I can only hope that I didn’t disappoint.” That wasn’t the drink talking either.

@gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans's expression softened. "You didn't, trust me..." He offered a smile, though his blush returned. He rubbed the back of his neck. "And...I...wouldn't be opposed to...y-y'know...doing it again...sometime?" His blush brightening considerably.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

She pulled away gently, before she could let it linger. Once she did, she had to really fight to keep the blush from spreading. “I’m sorry.. I’m not usually that forward either. Are you sure I didn’t freak you out?” Pari stammered, starting to worry. It seemed even get drink couldn’t help that..

@gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

“It’s fine, h-honest…” His cheekbones were still bright blue, having thoroughly enjoyed the kiss. His left eye was glowing faintly blue again as well as he watched her, his expression sheepish.

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“Alright, that’s fine. In fact that’s better than fine.. A lot better than that..” Pari answered, the shots now something of a distant memory. “S-so.. Holy shit. Just so you know, that kiss had nothing to do with the drink.. It really didn’t, Sans..” Now it was all sort of coming out, and she backed off a little. “But I have to ask, why a kiss?”

@gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

“It’s okay, h-heh…I know it wasn’t…” He froze at the question, cheeks turning a bright blue as he searched for an excuse. “U-Uh…it…um…was the first thing to come to mind…”

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“Really? I would never have guessed..” She cleared her throat then, still letting her focus drift to him every moment or so. “Just can’t say I’ve ever had anyone wanting that. Especially for trading in a ‘secret..’.” @gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans just offered a sheepish smile. "Guess I just like to be unpredictable..." He didn't really have much else an excuse to use...

[high-socks-big-talks]

gutless-rib-tickler// A very short skeleton in a blue hooded jacket, shorts and a pair of white slippers wandered about the base with his hands in his pockets. He was curious to find out what this place was, and, spotting a human nearby, he could only assume he knew. And so he approached.

Zach had been lighting a cigarette and wearing some bulky-looking headphones, sitting atop a tall crate and basically just chilling. The stress his lower back was causing him made him a little less energetic. Right now, he was fussing over his beloved zippo lighter finally running out of fluid, an unlit cigarette between his lips. Though, when he spotted something approaching him - a skeleton at that - he just sort of… stared.

[high-socks-big-talks]

“Because they didn’t have the guts!” He’s giggling again, hand still cupped around his mouth.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans laughed along. “Should'a seen that one coming, heh. Good one kid, someday you might be as punny as me. Then you can help me aggregate my brother.” He snickered, shoulders shaking.

[high-socks-big-talks]

“Your brother doesn’t like jokes?” He raised a brow. “Either that or he doesn’t have a sense of humor. That’s crazy. I definitely gotta meet him some time.”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans continued smiling. “He likes jokes, he just doesn’t wanna admit it.” He snickered. “But yeah, you should.” Sans flopped onto his back from his sitting position, phalanges lacing together atop his chest as he watched the sky.

“You know…I’m still not used to the sky…It changes all the time, heh…”

[high-socks-big-talks]

“Hm?” He glanced up at the sky, only to nod and smile. “Yeah. Its really pretty at night. I like to sit outside at night n’ look up at the stars.”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans's expression became wistful, his voice growing softer. "The stars are my favorite...I could sit outside and watch them all night long...There's just...so many more than I thought there would be, and they're beautiful..."

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open starter

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

She pulled away gently, before she could let it linger. Once she did, she had to really fight to keep the blush from spreading. “I’m sorry.. I’m not usually that forward either. Are you sure I didn’t freak you out?” Pari stammered, starting to worry. It seemed even get drink couldn’t help that..

@gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

“It’s fine, h-honest…” His cheekbones were still bright blue, having thoroughly enjoyed the kiss. His left eye was glowing faintly blue again as well as he watched her, his expression sheepish.

[archivedmisadventures-deactivat]

“Alright, that’s fine. In fact that’s better than fine.. A lot better than that..” Pari answered, the shots now something of a distant memory. “S-so.. Holy shit. Just so you know, that kiss had nothing to do with the drink.. It really didn’t, Sans..” Now it was all sort of coming out, and she backed off a little. “But I have to ask, why a kiss?”

@gutless-rib-tickler

[gutless-rib-tickler]

"It's okay, h-heh...I know it wasn't..." He froze at the question, cheeks turning a bright blue as he searched for an excuse. "U-Uh...it...um...was the first thing to come to mind..."

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Open RP

[gutless-rib-tickler]

His smile widened. “Who was the Monster? What did they save the kid from?”

[seraphxphantasms-deactivated201]

“Hm let’s see. It was a book my grandfather got for me on his travels. This kid got lost in the mountains and the monster found them. They were scared of each other because the humans said the monster was evil and ate kids, and the monster was told humans did that. They learned from each other that neither of them were evil and became really good friends and the monster helped the kid back home. They stayed friends after that though.”

“I’ll admit, when I was a kid, I wanted to meet a monster like that so I could be friends with them.”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans chuckled, nodding his head. "I vaguely recall hearing a story similar to that at least, but it was probably a really long time ago. Ah well, sounds like a great message, yeah?"

[spxderiisms-blog]

gutless-rib-tickler// "Great, stuck on this train for another three hours..." Sans groaned, putting his face in his hands. Human trains were so unreliable, in his opinion.

@gutless-rib-tickler

Muffet stared out of the window at the stalled scenery, letting out a soft sigh as she pondered what to do now that the train was going to be stopped for such a long time. Though, upon hearing the skeleton’s frustration, she let out a soft a soft snicker and got up out of her seat.

As she approached him, she stifled a laugh before speaking, “Seems someone’s u-” She cut herself off as she recognized the skeleton from one of her bake sales underground. “…Sans?”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans looked up at the sound of his name, surprised someone recognized him. “Hello?”

[spxderiisms-blog]

“You’re that skeleton that stopped by my bake sales on occasion back before the barrier was broken, right?” She asked curiously. “The one who used to sell hot dogs?”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Sans nodded. "Yeah. Oh, hey yeah, you're Muffet, right?" He smiled lazily. "I do remember, your food is quite the delish dish." He held up his hand in an "a-okay" gesture, index finger and thumb together, the others held outward.

[vernarchangel]

RP @ Gutless-rib-tickler

*After all the stuff the young angel had been through falling down into a magical land through a crevasse wasn’t very shocking.  He was someone who had read the Lewis Caroll books and with the way things were looking he could be in Wonderland for all he knew.  The angel sat in the snowy forest on a stump looking over his messy wings.  After his fall his wings had become a sight.  He sat preening each set softly while singing gently.  Going from the blue tipped, to the violet and then the cranberry as he sang his favorite song.  The angel was okay with singing when no one was listening*

“It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside I’m not one of those who can easily hide I Don’t have much money but boy if I did I’d buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor but then again no Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show Oh I know it’s not much but it’s the best I can do My gift is my song And this one’s for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it’s done I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you’re in the world …”

[gutless-rib-tickler]

Little did the angel realize that a pair of white pinpricks were watching him from the shadows, listening to the lovely melody. When the song was done, there was a soft applause so as not to startle the other.

[vernarchangel]

*The angel looked up from his wings before him and saw he was not alone.  When he heard the clapping his cheeks tinted.  He wasn’t used to having any audience.  Though he had been told he had a good voice and the angelic choir wanted him he was too shy for that.  He noticed his audience was that of a chubby skeleton wearing a hoodie and shorts.  The angel smiled when he noticed the slippers in the snow.  His wings spread having been cleaned and he took a small bow* Thank you.  I-I’m not used to singing in front of someone.  I’m not really good with audiences.

[gutless-rib-tickler]

The Skeleton offered a lazy smile. "You did fine, in my opinion." He stepped from the shadows, revealing himself completely and offering a boney hand. "Name's Sans. Sans the Skeleton."