get the sick bucket

🦇Jordan🦇 28/lesbian/#doodles for my art

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[bleepblopbugs]

*sees a conventionally attractive skinny person* awww they look like they give awful hugs

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[renjaminnifer]

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[kitsunico]

parade their body

[bugcoat]

sketches

[gurazor]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]