Feck me life.

[PKMN IRL]

[gutsngloria]

//HEADS UP! This is someone from basically the real world who's been isekai'd into Gloria's body. There's gonna be panic, there's unreality stuff, and because the mod is @darlingsuperstition , you better believe there's gender stuff. She'll be trying to follow the "plot" she expects, but this isn't her just trapped in a game.

🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️

'ello, 'm Gloria from... Wot's the feckin' name again...

'ight! Postwick, yea. 'm 14 bloody 'ell an' 'm a pokemon trainer. Tat's 'bout it.

Team:

Charms the cinderace.

Frankie the obstagoon.

Ernie the unfeazant.

Toast the dreadnaw.

April the flygon.

Wrath the perrserker.

Barney the eternatus.

//Pelipper Mail is on.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh scallops, the meteor!

I just remembered the meteor oh scallops I have to deal with that, Don't I.

Well, something to do, I guess.

[gutsngloria]

... Lucky ya still get ta do somethin'.

[gutsngloria]

At least I ain't feckin' French. I got that goin' fer me.

I'm sure she didn't mean to be rude...

I DON'T CARE LET ME AT 'ER! 'LL SORE SPOT INNIT 'ER INNA MINUTE!

[gutsngloria]

... Wonder why 've never bin effected by the first o' the month frickery.

Maybe it's a plot relevancy thing that holds us in place here?

It's kinda fricken crud if ya ask me.

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Maybe it's because the multiverse has already toyed with us enough.

[gutsngloria]

Aye, could be that...

I think, despite not exactly liking all of my... Circumstances, I would probably hate it moreso if I was placed back in my old life, even if only for a day...

[gutsngloria]

... Wonder why 've never bin effected by the first o' the month frickery.

Maybe it's a plot relevancy thing that holds us in place here?

It's kinda fricken crud if ya ask me.

[gutsngloria]

... Mum said no drivin' fer me cos the iffy leg.

Mamaí dúr... Ní ligfidh sí dom tarracóir a thiomáint ar an bhfeirm... Sin an rud is sábháilte agus is féidir!

[gutsngloria]

D'ya think they'd let me drive a car if I told 'em I saved the region?

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Given our history with them, I think it's better to avoid motor vehicles.

[gutsngloria]

I ain't the lass who got hit with the truck. 'sides, 'd be innit. Ya can't get hit by a truck you're inside.

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸You can get hit by a second truck while you're in the first truck.

[gutsngloria]

Not if 'm careful 'bout it. 'll have ya know, I often get second place on Toad Turnpike in Mario Kart. I know how ta dodge a truck or two.

[gutsngloria]

Not with that attitude you cant

'm immune ta trucks. 'm like feckin' mew. Me 1 Trucks 0. Sure, 'm losin' against high places, but those ain't trucks.

[gutsngloria]

D'ya think they'd let me drive a car if I told 'em I saved the region?

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Given our history with them, I think it's better to avoid motor vehicles.

[gutsngloria]

I ain't the lass who got hit with the truck. 'sides, 'd be innit. Ya can't get hit by a truck you're inside.

[gutsngloria]

D'ya think they'd let me drive a car if I told 'em I saved the region?

[gutsngloria]

[A picture of Celeste holding a cottonee like one would hug a plushie]

Still thought wooloo woulda been funnier, but oh well.

[gutsngloria]

"Oh, wee lass, what d'ya want ta be when ya grow up?"

Not a teen fer a third feckin' time.

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Wait, what was the second time?

[gutsngloria]

This time. Y'know, first time 'round before getting isekai'd, then this.

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Oh, the third time was hypothetical.

🌸Oh god, are we gonna have to think about what we want to be when we grow up? I don't know what I want to be. I mean, there's so many options.

[gutsngloria]

Eh, didn't really feel like there were options last time. Always had trouble tryin' ta even think fer the future at all. At least it all seems kinda more... I dunno, but I can actually kinda think ahead fer once. Ain't much fer me indecisiveness, though.

[gutsngloria]

"Oh, wee lass, what d'ya want ta be when ya grow up?"

Not a teen fer a third feckin' time.

[its-gonna-be-may]

🌸Wait, what was the second time?

[gutsngloria]

This time. Y'know, first time 'round before getting isekai'd, then this.

[gutsngloria]

"Oh, wee lass, what d'ya want ta be when ya grow up?"

Not a teen fer a third feckin' time.

[gutsngloria]

At least 'm not French. That's me positive affirmation fer t'day.

[gutsngloria]

Hey, Celeste? Do you think you might be far enough removed from the plot now in the timeline to get a pokemon you actually choose for yourself?

I... I suppose? I'm not sure. Having hatterene around isn't really that good for for me... It might be nice to get something more me, and less... Bede.

[gutsngloria]

I wonder if they safely removed the truck from my apartment building...