Champion May

The name's May, Hoenn's newest Champion! (Pkmn IRL Roleplay/Ask Blog, mod is an adult)

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hey, hey!

Hii-iii! The name's May, Hoenn Region Champion! I just turned 13 and thought having a blog sounded fun so, here I am! Hee hee!

Let's see, uh, I like Pokemon, and battling, and learning about the world. Oh! And my mom and dad! And my friends! And my brother (even if he is kind of a brat)!

Maybe we can battle someday! That'd be fun! Don't worry, I won't use the team in my trainer card, that'd just be silly! Hee hee! I'll just use my Champion Team instead.

I hope we can all be friends!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

13 year olds are the worst.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Wha? Mean! >:(

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Gah!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Heh heh~

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

13 year olds are the worst.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Wha? Mean! >:(

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Yeah, like... she... was talking about...

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why'd your typing get all weird?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

I don't wanna talk about it.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Come ooooon! Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

It's personal.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh, I get it! You liiiiiiiike her!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Do not!

[its-gonna-be-may]

You totally do!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

This conversation is over.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hehe! I win!~

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Yeah, like... she... was talking about...

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why'd your typing get all weird?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

I don't wanna talk about it.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Come ooooon! Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

It's personal.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh, I get it! You liiiiiiiike her!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Do not!

[its-gonna-be-may]

You totally do!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Yeah, like... she... was talking about...

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why'd your typing get all weird?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

I don't wanna talk about it.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Come ooooon! Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

It's personal.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh, I get it! You liiiiiiiike her!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Yeah, like... she... was talking about...

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why'd your typing get all weird?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

I don't wanna talk about it.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Come ooooon! Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Yeah, like... she... was talking about...

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why'd your typing get all weird?

[max-hailstorm]

SURELY that’s not the May from my universe, right?

[max-hailstorm]

I remember exhaling at that one post by someone who found their region’s champion on Rotomblr too like I didn’t ever consider it could happen to me

[max-hailstorm]

I’m panicking okay the timelime matches up. My universe’s May just turned thirteen too. How do I interact what do I do

[its-gonna-be-may]

Cause it looked fun, heh heh!

Hiiiiiiii!

[max-hailstorm]

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hehehehe!~

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Sorta? I'm trapped in another universe.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oooohhhh. Like Zinnia was talking about!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Okay, I'll tell her when I get back home.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! Are you on a trip?

[its-gonna-be-may]

Kids shouldn't swear.

I can say whatever I want! Shit! Damn! Hell!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Ah... no. Steven's still Champion. And I did that second one.

My May's not a trainer yet, but she is adorable, and sweet, and the best, and my sister, and I love her, and if anyone hurt her I would pound them into the ground.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Oh. Lame. Tell her she needs to hurry up and start doing cool stuff! She's gonna make Mays look lame!

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Eh, it was worth a shot, didn't work on my May either.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Ooh! You have a me? What's she like? Is she also Champion? Did she also kick Team Aqua's ass and save the world?

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

Easy solution: try girls instead.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Hm... uh... hm...

Nah, I'm sticking with this guy.

[its-gonna-be-may]

Why are boys sooooo dumb?

"Don't read into it" Well now I'm gonna read into it!

Just admit you have a crush on me already!

[max-hailstorm]

SURELY that’s not the May from my universe, right?

[max-hailstorm]

I remember exhaling at that one post by someone who found their region’s champion on Rotomblr too like I didn’t ever consider it could happen to me

[max-hailstorm]

I’m panicking okay the timelime matches up. My universe’s May just turned thirteen too. How do I interact what do I do

[its-gonna-be-may]

Cause it looked fun, heh heh!

Hiiiiiiii!