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"how do you know your friends don't secretly hate you/find you annoying" baby i've said things in discord servers that would make any other human being get a restraining order and move countries to never encounter my presence on this earth again, and they haven't even blocked me

valtsv

if my friends hated my guts they simply would not keysmash in response to some of the worst sentences ever put together by the human mind

dajo42

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

dajo42

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

teaboot

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

dajo42

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller

johnnyjoestarrelatable

jesus fucking christ

twilightdomain

babygirl you are so good at tearing apart cardboard with your teeth in the middle of the night

flimflix

life-in-the-freefall

A picture from Algeria

“Dear brother. if you don’t have money don’t be shy; don’t leave your family without food,please take what you need for your children from the offered greens since My provision and your Provision is from Allah”

tim-official

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

the-orc

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

tim-official

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

loboflaco-deactivated20221016

So I’m pretty sure my post was shadow banned bc people kept tagging it as ‘d*nations’ and other things. Please please do not tag my posts. I still need help reaching my $1000 goal, which is currently sitting at $150/$1000 so I can pay my transphobic slumlord off and pay for some monthly expenses included groceries, a microwave, and gas for my car. I UberEats for income currently which would be fine if I didn’t have this old slumlord coking after me. Please feel free to share this post and I’m wishing all who come across this post the best in the world. My kitty says thank you for helping her dad 🤍🪶

C*sh*pp $chiliandcornbread

V*nm* @ LRed_577

P*yp*l @ levired57 (please ignore the deadname as p*yp*l is being a bully about changing it to my legal name)

ce1erywheat

Wow I'm sure this will help

transmechanicus

Putin sobbing on the phone to NATO command ready to apologize for everything if only they’ll put the mustard back.

weaver-z

New quiz: what harsh truth do you need to hear based on your music tastes? (Warning for mean but generally lighthearted results.)

WAIT HELP

“fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass” could literally be a shakespeare quote

strangeauthor

disney is now pausing all political donations in florida and is now supporting groups going against the don’t say bill but let’s get one thing clear: the ONLY reason they’re doing this is because they got called out by their employees AND lgbt people. if that didn’t happen they would’ve gladly continued supporting the suppression of human rights.

when pride month comes around do NOT let them pretend that they weren’t going mask off

bay-city-surfin

I rarely add onto posts, but it’s also very important to note that only a PAUSE has been put on these donations. That’s the word used in all articles, quotes, and interviews. A pause. This use of language is very important. This is hardly a win. When attention dies down, it is entirely possible (and likely) that the company is going to silently continue these donations. Simply putting a “pause” on these donations isn’t nearly enough, especially considering this isn’t the only anti-lgbtq thing Disney has done by a long-shot.