don't mind me

I'm here for him ❤️

[picatinny]

Sometimes you'll think there's nothing left to explore re: your sexuality but then your girlfriend calls you "minion" and uh oh!

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[honorarytheyfab]

my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[ithewhaler]

Another instance of AI blunder

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[ithewhaler]

Replacing your bathroom lightbulbs is actually something that can be so brave because you get used to seeing yourself in the dark and everything is all blurred and smooth and then you screw in the three industrial spotlights above the mirror and suddenly every pore, blemish, and sin you’ve ever committed is now visible

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[cookiethebirddoll]

girls will literally think they have to be useful to be loved

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[journeymanfool]

rapidly press A to recharge the jo crystal!

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[ithewhaler]

What the fuck is with this tumblr ad. Is the foot okay?

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[a-buge]

???

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[landscape-suicide]

going back in time and convincing Allison Bechdel to pursue a career in drawing the lesbian version of ugly bastard hentai instead of semi autobio newspaper strips and when I come back to the modern day the soviet union has won the cold war

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[mundane-sop]

I am very interested in boiling water

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[ultramanzer0]

i dont like the bad luck brian memes anymore they make me sad. i wouldnt want to be in that situation why are we hurting him

[tubapun]

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[serial-kissing]

she honk on my shoo til i zzz

she put your ass to sleep

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[unpeeled-human]

aint that just a suck in the dick

[unpeeled-human]

aint that a dick in the ass

[unpeeled-human]

aint that a cock in the mouth

[unpeeled-human]

*frantically flipping through index cards* aint, uh. aint that a. dick in the. cock?

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[irish-american-chan]

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[planefood]

some days you cannot help but pity some people

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

[some-guy-watching-you]

[guy-watching-the-other-guy]