I, the whaler

she/her // bi bi bi // 30s

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[hersurvival]

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[ithewhaler]

I feel like chewing my own arm off

[fiore-firelily]

ignores all your pleas for mercy & seals you into the Being Nice To You realm forever

[blignick]

[satchels-and-socks]

UNMUTE 💯 🥺

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[eightdoctor]

posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real

[deadpowol]

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[agvantibo]

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[eudaimmonia]

“this reminds me of you” ok kiss me then