i'm expecting a tiktok exodus since this seems to be the bomb shelter of the internet. have another update/repost. NOW WITH HIGHLIGHTED MAJOR HOLIDAYS!
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
First Monday In September: Todaybor Day Is Labor Day
WEEKLY EVENTS (at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tuck Him In Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Thank Gnome It's Friday
Every Saturday: Caturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 2: New Years, New Tears
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 8: King Taejong Fell Off His Horse
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
February 15: Annoy Squidward Day
February 18: Perserverance Rover's Birthday
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
ALSO April 1: Staff Does Something Fun On The Dashboard
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 5: First Contact Day
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 19: Some Roman Made Bread Today
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 24: Josh Fight
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 29: 94 Meetings Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 6: Revenge Of The Sixth
May 7: World Language Day
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
ALSO May 25: Towel Day
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
June 23: FUCK This Post And Happy Birthday Sonic
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 11-13: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
August 5: Curiosity Rover's Birthday
August 30: Frankenstein Day
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 18: None Pizza Left Beef
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 25: Homestuck Day The Third??
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: Destiel Nevada Putin Elec'tion Covid Way
ALSO November 5: Doc Brown Invents Time Travel
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
ALSO All of December: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
ALSO All of December: Season's Greason's
December 4: Deny Defend Depose Day
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
ALSO December 23: Festivus
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 25: happy chrismum
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
