Dating Life

Just a way to share my funny moments and stories about the dating life I live. Dating now a days is hard. I rather laugh about it then let it get me down. 

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Date Rule #235

When your gut is screaming “RUN FOR THE HILLS” and red flags are popping up like pin points on google maps... get out now, run the other way, just listen to your gut!

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The Guy With the Toilet Tattoo

its been a couple months since I’ve posted or shared a dating experience.. but Hey life gets busy.

I was asked the other day about the guy and the toilet tattoo so i thought i would share that story, so it is..

I went on a couple dates with a guy and he seemed pretty nice and sweet at first but don’t they all? He seemed pretty innocent he confided and said he has never really been in a relationship, which raised the question of why and kinda a red flag. However, I thought I would give it a chance, as who knows maybe he just never found that one person or maybe hes been waiting.

We had a total of 4 dates and during that time some more red flags happened.. he tried to push the whole lets spend the night together and my gut told me NO! We continued to talk and more stuff about him came out like the toilet tattoo. It was strange... He was in the military going through some training. His roommates dared him to get this toilet tattoo and said they would pay for it. Me if someone dared me to do anything so permanent like that I would be like “Are you on glue or just sniffing to many markers as a child”? but him he said well its a FREE tattoo how could I turn that down.. The only thing that ran through my mind was umm are you serious.. IT’S A TATTOO OF A TOILET!!! He ended up asking if I knew any good tattoo places.. I told him a few but of course me not thinking was please for the love of gawd do not tell them I sent you.. I would never live it down. All the while i cannot stop thinking like really you are gunna let a group a guys talk you into this.. These “friends” had got him to do some other ridiculous things for their amusement and I kinda felt bad that they were using him as their entertainment but another part of me thought you my friend are a grown ass man and you are going to let these guys talk you into this all because of its free.. Are you that gulable?? Of course I came home told my roommate and we might have had a good laugh.. talking about all the scenarios of what if this was a long term thing and I had to introduce a guy with a toilet tattoo to my family,.. like “Hey mom this is so and so and well take a look he has this on his body.. i just couldn’t and with some other red flags in the back of my mind I decided to break it gently that I am just not interested.

so people if your seeing someone and they can be talked into the most ridiculous thing and goes along for the most stupidest reason ever its a red flag and its time to cut the rope and move on....Just imagine your seeing someone and they come home with someone that is very much permanent and it might be hidden to most but you will always know its there.. and of course you want someone with a mind of their own, who can speak up and say NO not just go along with whatever..

And that my friends is the dating story of the guy with the toilet tattoo... maybe you just had to be there or maybe its just the stories behind it that my roommate and I came up with.. but at the end of the day what can you do but laugh and out another question to ask when screening for dating.. Do you have a toilet tattoo?

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“I don’t brush my teeth”

So I meet this guy through online dating... i know not the best way to meet a guy however I work Monday-Friday and i’m not into the whole picking up a guy at a bar... He clicks the whole like thing, I check out his profile and look for the basic must haves..

Does he have a job?

Is he over the age of 27?

Does we have any common interests?

After reading I decide to say hey.. we talk it’s goes good a few days of talking go by and he asks if I would like to meet up.. grab coffee or see a movie.. we plan and the day comes. He has promise.. we connect, we laugh, we have a good time (and no I don’t mean we jumped each other’s bones). He drops me off at home and he goes in for a kiss.. okay so he’s the kinda guy to takes control, makes the first move.. good kisser, doesn’t try to shove his tongue in my mouth like I’m a Jell-O shot..  I go in and after he gets home he texts me good night.. all good things..

Couple dates happen.. he asks me to spend the night with him so we can watch movies and get to know each other.. I agree.. i’m nervous but I think it will be fun.. he picks me up we go to my favourite spot for a hike then head to grab a bite to eat then head to his place... 

Well we walk up what seems like a nice but older apartment building.. he opens the door.. its like the never ending narrow stairs where by the time you reach the top you feel like your about to drop.. who needs a gym lets just do those stair.. i’ll be a size 2 in no time.. then he opens the door to his apartment.. its like I walked into my worst nightmare.. its cluttered with anything and everything. His mom who looks like what a crazy old nun would look like is sitting on the couch playing bingo on a lap top.. so he lives with his mom in an apartment.. oh good lord..but I still hope for the best.. I mean pretty sure thing there will be absolutely no hanky panky. We walk into his room.. his cluttered with everything also (my nightmare as i’m an organized clean freak” we watch movies we talk and this 6′8 ginger man decides to tell me how he doesn’t brush his teeth.. 

Yep that’s right HE DOESN’T BRUSH HIS TEETH. And without even thinking I say “well you know the dollar store sells them for 1.25 i’ll buy you one.. i’m pretty sure this is what a heart attack feels like... thinking omg if he doesn’t bush his teeth what else doesn’t he do.. WHAT IF HE TRIES TO KISS ME AGAIN... 

I pretend my roommate needs me as I text her to call me with a fake emergency so I could go home without being rude because with my luck I’d totally say “sorry bud but umm I old date guys who use tooth brushes” or umm call me when you own a tooth brush (in awkward situations I tend to say not think).

He drops me off at home.. I say bye I don’t kiss him.. cause well nope  the thought of his dirty mouth coming near me nearly kills me.. 

evidently I send some pretty clear signals of yep this is over cause I never heard from him again. I’d say i’m sad but i’m not.. there is not enough of anything to make me wanna date someone who just right out refuses to brush his teeth..

Does this make me to picky?

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Who I am

I’m a girl who has in the last two years re-entered the dating world and well it has been one hell of a journey one with many laughs, many moments of WTF, and what was I thinking. 

I came up with the idea of blogging about my adventures in dating because my roommate and I the other night (yes I have a roommate) came up with movie titles and plots all because we normally have the biggest gut hurting laughs about what my experiences. It’s been crazy and I have learned a lot.

Maybe its lame and maybe people will hate it and not even bother reading it but hey for the one person who gets a laugh or just enjoys knowing there’s one more person out there going through not so normal adventures in dating and never having the best of luck this is for you!

ENJOY