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finishing up one of his homework assignments that he got today and submitting it in, he closed his macbook and slid it in his backpack. pulling his phone out of his pocket, he quickly responded to a couple of text messages before pushing his phone back into his pocket. after hearing his stomach growl, he stood up and made his way over to the cafe. noticing that the line wasnt that long today, he hopped behind the six people that were in it and pulled his phone back out. tapping on the snapchat icon, he started to make his way through people’s stories; skipping through some on purpose. "i need to unfriend some of these females bruh. they wilin." he mumbled to himself and shook his head.

#startershit

lilprcud

“Just a little funny, I can’t even lie. I know all too well about parents embarrassing the hell out of you so don’t trip. I won’t tell no one.” She picked up her empty plate and walked over to the nearby trash can, tossing it out. “Damn, they really wasn’t playing no games at all with you. They were ready for y’all to go. My mom was like that but my dad, not so much. He wanted me to stay out there.” She shook her head before walking back over towards him. “At least you’re not ashamed. Plus, I don’t think anyone really heard her.”

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“my moms just blunt as fuck. but ima blame that on her bein a sagittarius.” chuckling, he started to clean off some of the empty plates that were left on the counter. “they werent. they wanted us gone. far away as possible pen.” he grabbed some more of the empty plates and placed them in the sink. some of the plates still had food on them so he grabbed some containers from the cabinets. he started to put the food in the empty containers and he put the containers in the fridge. “nah. i aint ashamed. i still aint want her puttin my business out there like that though.” he chuckled.

Mama E X P O S E D

yooo...exposed all my shit

gerald looked at penny and stayed quiet for a minute. “so you think that shit funny?” he chuckled and scratched the top of his head. “shit was worse when i called before. im tellin you. ever since i left, she been enjoyin havin the house filled with just her and my pops. my bros was the first to leave and they couldnt wait till my ass left. i told em i got denied from every other schoo i wanted to go to and they were about to build a college themselves in another country just to get me to leave.” he laughed, thinking about that conversation he had with his parents. “and yea. she put all my shit out there but its coo. i aint ashamed or nothin.”

lilprcud

“It was meant for us to get along then ‘cause you’re the only person I know that—” She stopped in the middle of her sentence once she overheard his mother answer the phone. Removing the phone from her ear, she tapped the speakerphone button and looked over at him. “So I know you don’t know me ma’am but I just wanna say thank you for teaching your son how to cook. He made breakfast for everyone and that sh- I mean it was really good.” She tried not to laugh, handing the phone over to him.

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geralds eyes widened a little bit once penny started talking to his moms. she passed the phone over to me and he was tempted to press the end button because he knew how this was going to end. but instead, he took the phone and started talking to her.

gerald: uh...hello?

moms: who was that? you done went out there and got a lil girlfriend? she bet not come up pregnant g cause im not about to--

gerald: yooo. moms. i dont have no girlfriend and i aint havin sex so aint no body bout to get pregnant

moms: oh, right. youre celibate. forgot you been that way for a minute now

gerald looked up at penny then around his dorm room to see if anyone that was left heard what his moms said.

gerald: why you puttin my business out there like that?

moms: i mean shoot. i was just saying. but who was that if she aint ya lil girl friend.

gerald: it was penny. she just a friend

moms: why is she calling me like she know me?

gerald: she just wanted to...-gerald sighed and ran his hand over his face- she just wanted to thank you for teachin me how to cook

moms: you cooking for her, but shes not your girlfriend?

gerald: i cooked for everyone on campus this mornin. not just for her

moms: mhm. yea okay. dont have her or anyone else come up pregnant g. after your little celibacy journey is up and done with. or ima bust you upside your big ass head. or push you down a flight of three steps. might just do both. now i told you a couple nights ago dont call me unless youre dying. are you dying?

gerald shook his head and looked up at the ceiling.

gerald: nah....but...

moms: bye boy

gerald looked up at penny once she clicked the end button on him. “you see what i gotta deal with?” gerald chuckled and slid his phone in his pocket.

“better get you some shoes with thick ass soles on em or something cause i dont have no kinda faith for you gettin taller. im 24. been done growin though.”

“ight..coo. ima slide through later with a to go box ready. takin all yo drums. just warnin you.”

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“how you think i feel though?” gerald chuckled at her comment. “nah but you short as fuck pan. i wasnt gon bring that up yet but since you did…” gerald cleared his throat and laughed. “how tall are you again?”

svnxpan

“I know I am and it’s sad. I am five foot tall. I’m trying to get four more inches on me before I stop growing. It’s not fair. I wanna reach the top shelf too.”

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gerald looks at pan with a straight face. “how old are you? cause you talkin bout growin four more inches and shit....aint you pass that stage in life?”

lilprcud

“Wait, forreal? I’m not even gonna lie. I put them syrup on my eggs the other day just to try it out and it actually turned out to be pretty good.” She grabbed a napkin and wiped her hands off before taking the phone out of his hand. Going to his call log, she tapped his mom’s name and put the phone up to her ear. “That’s exactly why she cussed you out. She’s spending good money for you to be out here.” She replied, waiting for his mom to answer.

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“word? ight see. we gon get along real well then cause we both like weird shit.” gerald watched as she called up his moms. he waited to see if his moms was going to answer the phone. nervous that she may cuss her out too, he looked down before glancing back up at her. “that aint why she cussed me out shorty. trust me.”

“you slackin. even though i grew up round both of my parents...a nigga a mama’s boy. aint gon lie. but i think she happy i left and shit. over there gettin her swerve on.” gerald shook his head and laughed.

“flats aint got enough meat on em. i feel like the shits some teasers.” he laughed. “i make sure to ask for drums wherever i go...and feel like bein stereotypical.”

“how you think i feel though?” gerald chuckled at her comment. “nah but you short as fuck pan. i wasnt gon bring that up yet but since you did...” gerald cleared his throat and laughed. “how tall are you again?”

“i mean..shit. you aint say all of that. i thought you ate em all.” he laughs at the face she was making. “but hell yea i want some. but gimme all drums though. ion fuck with flats.”

“nah. yo appetite up there too. ol greedy ass.” gerald laughs. “but you right...mine outshine yours.” he shrugs and grabs the jug of orange juice before pouring him a glass too. “i remember what you said. i aint knockin ramen but that wasnt gon help me get through college.”

lilprcud

“Nah, not at all. People use to call me weird for it but bacon taste hella good when it’s in syrup. I can’t eat no dry ass bacon.” She leaned against the counter, continuing to eat some of the food. “This sounds like the start to a bomb ass friendship if you ask me. Pass me the phone and I got you. What do you be doing to your moms for her to be cussing you out like this?”

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“i uh...put syrup on my eggs too. if you aint never tried that before, dont knock the shit. its good as fuck.” gerald chuckled and ate some more of the fruit off of his plate before standing up. he took his phone out of his pocket and passed it to penny after unlocking it. “should be the first number under recent outgoin calls. but uh...i aint do shit. i just called her and told her i wanted to go home.” he chuckled and shook his head.

“oh...” gerald acts offended. “and you aint bring or save me none?” gerald nods his head a little bit. “i see how it is.”

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