♚ B O W S E R ♚

Independent roleplay blog for Baby Bowser from the Yoshi games.Will RP with pretty much anyone. Please read the guidelines before interacting with me! All ART is created by their respective owners. All ICONS are created by me!

[gwah-ha-ha]

Gotta love how this stuff is still going on. I kinda wish everything would be dropped, but whatever. I'll come back on here in a few days when shit's died down. I'll be on caricature-potentate if any of you need me. 

[gwah-ha-ha]

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[gwah-ha-ha]

   "WHAT IS EVEN GOIN' ON IN THAT ROOM!?"

[caricature-potentate]

--- And in this corner,              weighing at 356 pounds...                THE KING OF DREAMLAND HIMSELF!                                        KING DEDEDE. -----

GENERAL:

Independent Dedede blog.

Will RP with ANY fandom.

Open to OCs, but CAN be picky.

Icon maker on the side.

Writing experience = 6 years.

Tumblr experience = 2 years.

Muse experience = 3 years on other sites.

Mun is pretty nice and cool.

Keeps OOC content as limited as possible.

I’m a pretty neat dweeb.

Main verse is game-verse, but is totally willing to do anime-verse.

This DDD speaks with a bit of an accent. It allows the mun to churn out better replies and give more character.

COMPLIMENTS:

"Writing is immaculate!"

"Strings together words so beautifully."

"A really nice mun!"

"Pretty cool person to hang around!"

"Really knows how to RP non-human characters well!"

"Threads really do give a laugh!"

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[gwah-ha-ha]

"Big ol' guy needs a big ol' place!"

Independent RP blog for King DDD. Will RP with anyone and everyone. Portrayal is the game-verse, but…

((OH WHOOPS GONNA FINISH EVERYTHING AFTER SCHOOL LATER—))

[gwah-ha-ha]

"Big ol' guy needs a big ol' place!"

Independent RP blog for King DDD. Will RP with anyone and everyone. Portrayal is the game-verse, but...

((OH WHOOPS GONNA FINISH EVERYTHING AFTER SCHOOL LATER--))

[gwah-ha-ha]

pinkpuffofpopstar said: (( *LOUD GASP* You… you were a Dedede roleplayer? ))

((Hell YEAH DDD's been like my favorite character for aWHILE WHOA He's my OAF and I LOVE HIM FOR IT))

[thepowerpersuasion]

#[I HAVE TO BE THE PENGUIN I’VE ALWAYS HAD TO BE;]

[[ EMBRACE THE PENGUIN YOUNG ONE.  TAKE THE HAMMER OF DESTINY AND GO FORTH ]]

[gwah-ha-ha]

((I'M GONNA HAVE HIM POST 900 POSTS OF HIM YELLING ABOUT HOW COOL HE IS AND MAKING STUPID PLAY-ONS OF HOW COOL HE IS AND EAT AND AND AND GOD DAMN IF YOU STROKE HIS EGO WOOO AND IF YOU DAMAGE IT PREPARE TO GET CALLED TONS OF NAMES AND BE FOLLOWED AND GET FUCKIN PRANKED AND LAUGHED AT AND YEAH DDD IS GONNA BE TOO FUN FOR ME TO HANDLE GUYS))

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thepowerpersuasion said: [[ Holy shit I haven’t heard that name in years ]]

((I'm gonna do it, Ganon-mun. I'm gonna LET THE SELFISH, FUNNY, COMICAL DICK INSIDE ME FLOW FORTH ACROSS MY KEYBOARD LOL.))

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[roleplayerscoffeeshop]

 It’s hard playing a canon character. Constantly I’ll doubt myself because I’ll see all these other versions of the same character portrayed so well that I just don’t feel so confident in my own portrayal. When people follow me I think they’re trying to measure me against all of these expectations, and I can’t meet them because I tend to lead the character down a different path than what’s canon.

[yourhostcastor-blog]

//Or they’re a character so minor you have to come up with a lot of headcanon stuff just to fill them out more :P i actually find playing an OC even harder; those are discriminated against quite a lot so I’m rather hesitant to try my hand at an OC blog, even if said OC is from something completely original.

[bearsandfire-blog]

// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

[guardian-of-the-badlands-deacti]

  "Ignorant FOOL… Mocking my apparel will not save you. Since you are a child, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. It’s rather amusing to think someone who talks big can truly carry out what they preach. I dare you, turtle parasite… Make my day. I can promise you the only regret you’ll be feeling is having encountered me in the first place."

[gwah-ha-ha]

   "You KIDDIN'!? I've ALREADY made your day! WANNA KNOW WHY, DUMB-DUMB!? Because I'm the ABSOLUTE BEST! You're only 'round 'cuz I don't STOMP YOU INTO PANCAKE PLATTER! Another outburst like that you're going to be licking a heck of a lotta toilets, I'll tell your pee-pee stain head that right now!"

[thehammerbrocommander]

  ⚜ “So what if everything you say is true and anything that contradicts is false? I still have my doubts, because if you were the victor then why are the Super Duper Whining Bros still walkin’ around and stirring up chaos? Anything you have to say about that?”

Again and again, Army Hammer Bro was feeling the satisfaction of countering the child’s claims with his own doubts. Surely Baby Bowser would’ve reluctantly forfeited the match in favor of Army Hammer Bro already! …If only he wasn’t so stubborn and prideful! Just how many rounds would they have to go through before this brat admitted defeat?

  “Come on, are you even trying to come up with a reasonable answer?”

[gwah-ha-ha]

        If that's what he thought, then he clearly had his expectations too high for the pint-sized terror. When it came to denying that he ever lost in anything, Bowser simply the undefeated king. No matter what it was, no matter how condescending anyone could get, he'd simply cross his arms and bellow back what he 'knows' truly happened on anything. You could toss this kid a video with undeniable proof that he was wrong, and the worst he would do is punch you, while the best would simply be him playing it off like a card.    And damn, was he getting exceedingly close to delving into the 'worst' section. Each and every single time he spoke up, he just wanted to ram his fist straight into his jaw and command him to fix him lunch. That fuckin' bugger.   "-- SO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, "began Bowser, voice thundering over the other in an attempt to outshine him, "IS THAT I WON SO DANG-WANG HARD! They were all like 'gweeeh, no, don't hurt me,' but I SMASHED 'EM AND WASHED THEM INTO THE GROUND! The only reason they're around is because I NEED something funny going around! AND TRUST ME, UNLIKE THEM, YOU WON'T BE STICKIN' AROUND IF YOU KEEP BEING A PEE-PEE STAIN!"    Yes. That is what TRULY happened! There's ZERO way he could be wrong! Nada! Zip! Zero!

[pintsizedfighter]

[Emergence : Potential New Challenger?] [--OPEN--]

The day was fresh, the journey still waiting to be written; Little Mac’s journey to emerge from retirement was just beginning, and now that he was specially invited by the big names themselves, Smash Bros., the special opportunity has been granted to literally tour the world. Getting out of the Bronx served as bit of a stress reliever; hardened memories were crafted back in his hometown, some he held dearly, though some left best to be forgotten.

But here Mac was, seeing if his developing story would cross path with another’s special journey. “Ah, you must be another participant in this whole universal tourney.”

He clasped one fist into the other and cracked his knuckles together. “Maybe you’d like to spar for a bit?”

[gwah-ha-ha]

       Still forming his journey from retirement, huh? Deciding to rise from underneath the rubble of obscurity and secure his place as top once more? Hmph! How admirable, if it wasn't for the fact that quite the 'special' tyrant-in-the-making was glaring at his attempts to challenge him. This brat could only jeer at the fact that this individual thought he could even HANDLE him within that ring! Did he NOT know who he was TALKING TO!?    Ah, but hey, that's quite all right! Bowser always was in a mood to trounce, mangle, and trample anyone who dared to beseech his path. Bowser hadn't the faintest idea that this man was a specialized and capable fighter, but at the same time he simply did not give a fuck. In his mind, he was the cream of the crop, and only that mattered to his pea-sized mind.    With a lopsided grin squirming across his maw, the vocal chords of the Koopa strung forth the sounds of a bellowing laughter. "GWAH, HA, HA! What a DUMB-WUMB you are! You REALLY think a no-lump-chump like YOU can stand up to a bad-buttery-wutterly guy like ME!?"    His laughter was blinded by his own self, for he hadn't the faintest clue of who Mac was. Bowser's mind was absent of any knowledge of his feats, relishing in his own arrogance and pompousness that could win even the triathlon. While Mac had previously knocked the lights out of fighters, dodged like that of a cheetah, and rumpled across rings with the instincts of pure amazement... the younger incarnation of Bowser was getting trampled by a baby, a Yoshi, and god-damn EGGS. 

[turtle-tyrant]

"YEAH, MORE LIKE THE BIG KING OF THE NERDO-WERDO TRIBE! You couldn't bruise a potato even if you were PEELIN' it! You talk bad about me again and YOU'RE goin' on a ride with those The Super Diaper Babies! Which is ALL THE WAY DOWN THE TOILET!"

"Hey Runt. Quit your whinin’ and go fetch me some of those bruised potatoes! I’m hungry!" 

[gwah-ha-ha]

     "AS IF! You're just an OLD GEEZER that can't even COMPARE to how amazing I am! The only thing you're gonna be eating is a KNUCKLE SANDWICH THAT EVEN YOUR GRANDMA CAN FEEL!"

     "FACE IT, loser! I'm handsomer, cooler, and much STRONGER than a hag like YOU."

[guardian-of-the-badlands-deacti]

"Who said I was jealous of a tiny, insignificant turtle? I will make you INTO TURTLE SOUP if you continue to speak to me this way, child. You would be wise to keep your mouth shut."

[gwah-ha-ha]

      "Huh, what was that? Did ya hear that one, fella?"

        "IT'S THE SOUND OF NOBODY GIVING A HECKY-WECKY ON WHAT YOU THINK, YOU DORK! You're nothing but a discolored DWEEEEB! Mess with me and you're gonna roast faster than a freakin'-wreakin' turkey on THANKSGIVING!"