Triumphant

indie army hammer bro.

[thehammerbrocommander]

wow.

now where to go from here...?

i’ll probably make some effort to come back i haven’t even touched this site in years, amazing. since there’s a lot that needs to be updated, consider this blog to be a WIP for now. 

[timidhero]

koala tea cards for u

[toejamjammin-blog]

“There must be a Dress-like-a-Jerk dress code on this planet.     I don’t like it.  Let’s get back to the ship.”

[spiralbxster]

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[tigurayt]

shrugs Oh well~

[scalyprinceling]

                                                                    Art credit: {x}                                                                     Milestone: 500+

Looking back, I never really thought I’d make it this far. Sure, I had the dream— dreaming that I’d make a dent on the community, but I never thought it’d be true. I never thought I’d meet this many wonderful people, have so many engaging threads, and enjoy myself so much as I have. It’s… bittersweet, really. I’m no longer someone who just started out— my plate is stacked and my slate’s pretty dirty. But hey, that’s what keeps me coming back. I have all of you and the joy you give me on those plates, and it’s a buffet I never want to end!

Before I list my bias list, I want ALL of you to know that you are NOT numbers to me. I know I don’t follow all of you, but that doesn’t change anything. I appreciate you following me— showing an interest in what I write and post. You may not know it, but it means a lot to know that with every post, someone out there really likes it.

So, let’s stop before this gets anymore cheesy!

These are the lists of people I adore, respect, look up to— whatever! They’re all a group of specially talented and lovely people that you REALLY need to check ‘em out, haha!  And remember, I love all of you with every inch of my gigantic heart!

Tнe cнoѕeɴ oɴeѕ:

glassmemoir, shotsahoy, juandalynnxcastillo, funkyfreshfunkotronian, softstills, senijoou, turtle-tyrant, magnanimousmonarch, watcherofstars, xballroom, krepusko, xdragonrend. txctician

Tнe ɢrαɴd oɴeѕ:

xpitx, blackwxngs, stxpiddog, tontemiqui, thehammerbrocommander, bowserworlduniverse, desertofiore, dinocuddles, 

Tнє σηєѕ I ωιѕн тσ cσηηєcт ωιтн:

perpetualshades, iprefertheair, mangleisms, ammiratxo, badnik-creator, issunx, mabelpiines, overgrownpiranhaplant, excxssive, caesxtas

[thehammerbrocommander]

funkyfreshfunkotronian 

[thehammerbrocommander]

“Is that a Halloween costume you’re wearin’, or were you always that bizarre and stupid-looking?”

[toejamjammin-blog]

Bizarre?  Stupid-looking?!  Looks like ToeJam     ran into yet another disrespectful shelled creature.     His luck must be awful.

“I’d ask you the same question, but I’m cooler than that, yo.     And to answer you, this is no costume.     Plus that second part is all wrong.  I’m funky fresh.”

[thehammerbrocommander]

Geez, just what was up with this alien? “Yo” and ”funky fresh?” They were all signs that the creature in front of Army Bro would be hard to tolerate. That guy must’ve been trying to look cool in some ridiculous way.

“Hey weirdo, ya might wanna knock that out. You’re not as cool-lookin’ as you think you are, plus nobody here’s gonna like your stupid phrases like ‘funky fresh’. They just sound stupid, like you.”

[softstills]

”..I’m not a coward. I’m just smart enough to not get into fights with anyone bigger than me. And they aren’t my bodyguards you dummy, they are my friends ! Learn the difference !”

[thehammerbrocommander]

"So you're sayin' that because you don't wanna fight me, I'm superior to you? Thanks kid, that really helped brighten my day a bit. By the way, you shouldn't depend on those poor excuses of a friend. I never see 'em comin' to rescue you whenever you're arguin' with me or the Prince of Stupid."

[thehammerbrocommander]

funkyfreshfunkotronian 

"Is that a Halloween costume you're wearin', or were you always that bizarre and stupid-looking?"

[softstills]

"Hey ! That’s rude ! You should be the one who should watch his tongue before either Daisy or Thor come kick your butt for acting like a big poopy head !"

[thehammerbrocommander]

"Is that so? I never knew you had people who'd defend you, but then you are just a cowardly kid who can't stand up for himself. I guess you must've hired those two to be your bodyguards or somethin'. How much did ya pay 'em?"

[edhelernil-a-deactivated2018020]

fifteen associations.

[thehammerbrocommander]

tagged by: magnanimousmonarch!

reblog and fill in the answers you most associate your character to with each question.

i. animal: ...Turtle or tortoise

ii. color: Dark Gray/ Black

iii. month: August

iv. song: Bowser's Villa 1 and 2

v. number: One

vi. day or night: Day

vii. plant: Some invasive weed

viii. smell: Scents associated with hard work, such as sweat

ix. gemstone: Ruby

x. season: Summer

xi. place: Vibe Island or Dark Land

xii. food: King Scoopa Koopa Egg-Burger

xiii. astrological sign: Leo

xiv. element: Fire

xv. drink: Chocolate Milkshake

tagging: All the peeps who want to do dis

[tkowl]

in the entire smash bros history no screenshot will ever surpass this one

[stickyflan]

when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

[scalyprinceling]

         ”PFFT! As if I GIVE A SHELL about what YOU think! SNITCHES GET STITCHES, CHUMP! I TOLD you what you need to do, and as YOUR prince, it had BETTER get done! You WILL learn to love me whether you wanna or not! Are YOU the most BAD-BUTT prince in all the cosmos!? NO! Are YOU papa’s ONE and ONLY favorite!? NO!”

       ”Face it, DINGUS! I’m WAY cooler than you EVER will be! But hey! Since I’m SUCH a cool, AWESOME icon of terror, I won’t tell my pops that YOU were going against him AGAIN! But just know that if you EVER make me mad again, it’ll be the LAST thing you ever do! It’s about TIME I start putting you STUPID troops in your place, and you WILL be the first one to get PEGGED if you keep giving ME lip, you Goomba-spit-eater!”

[thehammerbrocommander]

"Aw... Does the little kiddy believe he's superior to me in every way? Too bad you still haven't realized how wrong you are, but I guess the truth hurts! So what if you're the crown prince to the throne? Does that mean you're smarter than me? No! If you do replace me, then there goes one of the few smart troopers you have available! What a shame that'll be!

The replacements you have in mind would likely end up under the plumbers' heels... before ten minutes even passed by! You better start learning your lessons too, 'cause the same thing might happen to you again! Like they always say, those who never learn from history are doomed to repeat it!"

[kinglyboo]

▎♚ —— 

                 ❝How do I know you’re not foolin' me? I don't                      exactly trust Bowser’s minions.❞

[thehammerbrocommander]

"Come on, man! You know it's true when I say that I HATE the brat with a fiery passion! Just look at how he acts! Is it even possible for anyone but Bowser to tolerate him?!"

[everybodycheaters]

thehammerbrocommander liked 

[everybodycheaters]

        “…If you’re looking to throw a hammer at me then Waluigi think you should be looking to get yourself some glasses. My cap ain’t red or green so buzz off with those nail smashers bud.”

[thehammerbrocommander]

“No man, I ain’t blind. I can see you clearly without any glasses, so don’t worry 'bout having your head bashed in! ...Well, at least for now. 

Anyways, are you related to the Green Menace by any chance? I mean no offense, but you’re kinda tall and skinny like him.”

[scalyprinceling]

       ”YOU snitched to MY pops and you think that YOU can tell ME what I should and shouldn’t do!? GWAH, HA, HA! Fat chance, GOOMBA-SPIT-EATER! Besides, POPS said that I MUST scream about my awesomeness to EVERYONE! Are you saying that POPS is wrong!? Are you trying to say that POPS is making a BAD decision!? Do you REALLY think a no-named GRUNT like you can EVER speak ‘bout MYYYY pops as if HE was wrong!?”

      “Gee whiz, I pegged you for a COWARD, but I didn’t peg you for an IDIOT! Looks like I’m just gonna have to tell pops that we have a TRAITOR that needs to get his shell WRECKED!”

[thehammerbrocommander]

"Agh, I can't even begin to fathom your stupidity right now! There's a big difference between snitching to your father and complaining about his son's behavior! I was doing the latter, ya no-brain!

Anyways, your father may've told you to boast to the world, but you're doin' it wrong! Ya wanna show how awesome you are, then do it by bashin' people into the ground and coming up with clever invasion plans! So far you've done barely any of that! And there you go again, accusing me of being disloyal to King Bowser. It won't be much of a surprise when you come up with even more ridiculous insults."