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[gwinker]

guys i honestly think that i have what it takes to become an invasive species??? like with my charisma and the power of my being i feel like i could just go somewhere in like england and take over

like im gonna go to cvs today and deposit a bunch of cash into my bank account so i can use digital american money in europe instead of like "dollars" and then i can either purchase an orphanage or like idk i could apply for a management position at the pregnancy unit in the hospital and like just invade. like i can just use my new kids and expand my range i bet its not that hard idk

[gwinker]

am i allowed to post true facts on tumblr i think i was caught up in trying to spread misinformation that i didnt realize that im allowed to not lie

do you really think this ishelpin g

[gwinker]

the circle is round, it has no end! that's how long i want to be your uncle.

that is the lullaby that you would hear if you were brittany and samantha if bradley came in at night to tuck your little body under the blanket. bradley loves his niece(s?). if you want More on that later. dm for my google account! you'll see

[gwinker]

something just happened. i saw an american flag Bring back Nick Kroll on twitter. please

i know it sounds crazy but i really do believe in the american dream. we are happening right now. we are the beginning. we are the end. you two are naughty little crumpets!

[gwinker]

Oh no. I'm going into labor!

[gwinker]

I Can't Wait!

did you guys know that jesus was born again???!!?!?!??! isn't that great news? that means maybe nick kroll will be brought back, too!

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Voting ended onApr 27

More on that later.

bye for now world!

[gwinker]

idiots remember. the lucky few forget. #hard launch

who here is up thinking of the nick kroll-pete davidson family tree? More on that later.