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"Asshole..."
"That’s not the word I would use.”
' yeah? and what word would you use? '
"Remind me again why I haven’t killed you yet.”
' because, chase-- '
' -- i'm irresistible. '
"And here I thought I missed you and your big mouth.”
' of course you missed me, asshole. who couldn't miss this face, huh? '
' long time, no see, stranger. '
' so, did'ja miss me? '
”really? we’re just going to have to see about that.”
”…i'm a professional, you know. at squirmering.”
' a professional squirmerer, huh? i'm gonna need some proof. '
”well as much as i like to see cute boys squirm—”
”he didn’t bother telling me the entire story.”
' sadly, sweetheart -- '
' -- i'm practically unsquirmable. '
”why, scared you might look bad in front of a pretty girl?”
' maybe. '
”wait, i’ve seen you before— bonfire at the beach. you’re tyler’s friend, right? the one who doesn’t like reindeer?”
' are you kidding me-- '
' i'm just hoping he didn't tell you that whole story. '
Come on... Just one bite.
' i think it's time to admit you have a problem. '
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
' well, hello gorgeous. '
' miss me? '
|[ a c c e n t s urs is so cute rip ]|
-- x. 1/10. no. go aWAY KATE. HFHHFHF.
If I get 10 'Accents' I'll record myself saying all this~
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
ASK MY MUSES ABOUT THINGS THEY DID IN CANON
ask if they regretted something or wanted to do something else, ask what they were thinking when they did something, ask what they think of another canon character. ask.