pretty bastard

“do i take care of my body and take conditioning seriously? yes.” thirty-something, sagittarius yill-in-hoo-la-hey, swedish nobility, made in ikea, sometimes a cowboy. what is a break? what is a vacation? don't write cheesy pop songs about me, thanks.

[cillians-murphy]

We show the world that they can’t break us no matter what the hell they do.

Stronger (2017) dir. David Gordon Green

[jakesource]

First Official Trailer for Stronger (2017)

[gyllenroyal]

simplysophiab:

You men are so easy. Nothing wrong with that, though it probably works less effectively. Chris Pratt, I believe you know him? He likes to think himself a superhero. I don’t think I ever mentioned him to you, though. You’ll let me win? Now I wouldn’t accept that. Fair play for everyone. I want to win fair and square.

That’s exactly why you women are considered the complicated sex. Nothing wrong with that, either. The man fights dinosaurs and saves the galaxy, who are you to tell him he's no superhero? I have his back. Yeah, yeah, sure. You won’t know whether you’re winning fair and square or not. 

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Like what? What would I have to do for you to wear Mickey Mouse ears? You’d look super hot with Mickey Ears by the way! You do know that your sisters family is your family also, right? But yes, it all sounds like an amazing plan!

I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Calling me hot works just a tad. Can I just wear Star Wars socks or something? Although it will be like a hundred degrees outside so maybe that’s not a good idea either. Is it? Damn. More people to add to the Christmas gifts list. 

[jakereacts]

check out @jakereacts for more reaction pics of jake gyllenhaal

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Yes, I kind of did hope that saying please with my face would make you say yes to actually wear the mickey ears…doesnt work, does it? 

I usually give in too easily when it comes to you. You’ll have to do more to convince me this time. We can go right before July the 4th and go back stateside in time for the celebration. My sister and her family usually gather up, so I’d have to be back in time for that. 

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Basically does not have a capital N though. I am kidding, I do know you meant niceness with a capital N, dont worry. But..please?·

No, I meant Basically with a capital N. The N is silent. Do you think just saying please with that face of yours will make me change my mind?

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Youre niceness in a person basically. Nothing special? Thats…yes! Yes! Yes! Will you wear mickey ears if I ask you to? 

Basically. With capital N. I wouldn’t have suggested Disney if I weren’t. No, you won’t. I said yes to my nieces once and that was it. You can wear mine and yours.

[gyllenroyal]

simplysophiab:

Don’t you guys prefer it that way? Your charm? Well… you could try sucking someone off and see what happens, too, if that’s your thing. I’m not the superhero. Chris is. At least he pretends to be one. And he still thinks he can keep me from moving in, because he loves the place just as much. It’s cute. I’m always cute, delusional or not.

We totally do. Always. What’s wrong with making use of my charm? It works perfectly well, thank you very much. I’m lost. Who’s Chris? If you already mentioned him and I wasn’t paying attention, I deeply apologize and I’ll let you win three times. You are, I’ll give you that.

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

So you only take orders from her? It depends on what kind of moving it does involve but I am interested in what you have planned, thats for sure. 

I wouldn’t put it like that. I’m nice enough to do as she says. Nothing special, just a road trip to Disneyland Paris. Even I can’t resist the magic of Disney.

[xoxxoxxox-blog1]

Jake Gyllenhaal on a yacht in Cannes 2017

[gyllenroyal]

simplysophiab:

Well, I guess - I sucked his brain out through his dick. Made him forget all about it. Fifteen? Hardly. Sixteen. At the most. Sure, sure, I’m still trying to move in - somehow I have a superhero keeping me from doing so just yet. Prepare to lose, I tell you. I’m that good.

Ok, ok, I get it. Blow jobs before PlayStations. Clever way of obtaining things for free. All I can use is my charm. A superhero? Says the same person who’s asked me to install the console. You’re cute when you’re delusional.

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Shes good at giving you orders apparently if you are thinking about stepping up your game because of what she said. I kinda wanna see what you stepping up your game would be like, so I might say yes to that!

As long as she doesn’t teach you her ways, I’m fine. I can’t handle being ordered around by two women at once. I have no choice, do I? I’ll come up with something. I do have something in mind, actually. I don’t know if you’d consider it as being spoiled or not since it implies moving.

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

That was kind of cute to be honest, damn you! You are still supposed to say I am not awkward at all! By the way Scarlett said you should spoil me, I feel like thats something I need to tell you so you can spoil me so you can brag about spoiling me afterwards! 

Remember when I said that I’m an honest guy? I’ll stop for a moment to tell you that you aren’t awkward at all. Satisfied, pretty? Oh, Scarlett. She manages to give me orders even from another continent. I thought I was spoiling you by... being here. Do I need to step up my game?

[gyllenroyal]

simplysophiab:

I would never steal anyone’s things, he left it at mine and never picked it up. There’s a huge difference. You are throwing a win or two, too? Damn, man, you’re my new best friend five-ever. But yes, come over, whenever you can and we’ll do this!

He was so done with you that he left his PlayStation at your place. What have you done to this guy? I’m just messing around right now. Five-ever? What are you? Fifteen? I’ll let you know when I’ll be around to make it happen. If you do actually by miracle beat me, I’ll name you my best friend for real.

[gyllenroyal]

aussiejohnn:

Goodness, no. That would be a long way to move, wouldn’t it? Thankfully she only lives one state over, in Texas. Why do you think that your parents wished that you lived further away? Were you not very close to them?

Suddenly I’m less impressed. I assumed she was moving all the way from Australia. It makes more sense now. Do you guys plan on throwing them a ‘welcome to Royal’ party or anything of the sort? Prove them Louisiana is better than its neighbour state. That’s what my therapist would ask me if I had one.

[gyllenroyal]

taylorroyalhill:

Probably with the gardeners I guess? Also everybody else told me that they’d not wanna kill me and that i could not possibly be that awkward, where are your cute encouraging words? But fine, hide me, that sounds good too!

What? I was trying to be encouraging by giving you what you asked for. Is this not cute? Plus, I happen to like your awkward a lot. Which is why I offered to cope with it myself and hide you.