[sleepingwiththesea]

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

[tastefullyoffensive]

[highkeygay]

[capssanon-deactivated20170723]

@chillona

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

nOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[ladiesandlemonade]

[youruglyface]

🍕 auf We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/s/K2AE13QF

[puppiestotherescue]

[swol-jerpartybro]

[bikram-fit-deactivated20160829]

Please help my wonderful friend and yoga teacher, Jamie. Jamie was recently in a car accident. She is such a loving and caring person, who is so committed to her yoga students. Please help her purchase a car, as having her own transportation is necessary on her journey. Every bit helps.

• If you can’t donate right now, please reblog •

[memewhore]

[redstainedledger]

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

[gym-brat]

Hi, I was just wondering how long it took you to become a personal trainer :)

Hi! Not long at all, I studied for the test for about 4 months. If you are naturally interested in fitness and health most of the topics are easy, the hardest part for me was probably questions about mobility and the cardiovascular system. Most certs have practice tests that are very similar to the real one, those helped me big time!

[officialwhitegay-deactivated201]

[lucydiam0nd]

God bless old people on the Internet. 

[aamerrahman]

[pinche-aquarius]

Iggy: “but T.I. said they wouldnt ask me to..” 

T.I.: “I’m sorry my little sour cream, idk what’s going on” 

[mm123mm123abc-deactivated201802]

My little sour cream lmfaoo

[tastefullyoffensive]

#dadjokes [deadforyou2]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

ive been alive for more than 2 decades but i always get surprised that it gets cold every year like literally every year this happens and i can’t believe that i can’t believe it gets this cold

[gym-brat]

baby: d... d... d...

father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

[durbikins]

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni

[durbikins]