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hi i'm mary • 29 • she/her

[blackpyrefly]

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[7dmom]

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

[7dmom]

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

[elcycyromem]

not to be large breasted but…

[dearbisexual]

U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved

[cannibalchicken]

[where-your-eyes-dont-go]

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

[where-your-eyes-dont-go]

[poetrylesbian]

dating apps are slim pickings. these people will never be my tumblr mutuals.

[fairycosmos]

hate when the dash is dead. stop working and sleeping and get the fuck ONLINE

[lakevida]

girls treat me like a tamagotchi cause i'm 5'2 and always seem like four hours away from dying

[lakevida]

i dont know how boys feel about me i dont know any

[thepersonalquotes]

i hate PENDING payments.. just take that shit & go

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

[phoenixiii]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[whatsnewalycat]

[penandinkprincess]

I say this with love and on the verge of a nervous breakdown from watching beginner cooks who don't know better yet: ALWAYS turn your pot and pan handles in so they aren't hanging over the edge of the stove

even if you don't have children or pets who might hit or grab the handles, it just takes one moment of it catching on your shirt or your hip bumping it in passing to send a bunch of hot food and oil right at you

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[butterflypeaflowertea]

it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]