I'm playing the bad guy, sweetheart.

Devin Oliver. There is a 100% chance I'm the hot brother but it's fine. Basically I just play pokemon all day and pretend I can sing. @gymleaderdevin |RP|

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

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I miss you :(

I miss you so much. Come to Michigan and make out with me xoxo.

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I love how any pet I have thinks that I need help when I go to the bathroom. Like yes thank you for making sure I'm okay, everything is lovely, I've been doing this on my own for over 20 years but I appreciate your support as always.

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[stability]

[colourofoctober]

Using technology after any kind of update like…

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I love sleeping but I really don't do enough of it.

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

[slitface]

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Still unsure how I feel about tøp's cover of cancer

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Rich kid asshole paint me as a villain 🎤

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every realtor ever is like "I have the perfect place for you" then shows me a house I don't like. excuse me get ur life together or get rekt.

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Find me laying on my bed groaning for hours without pausing.

[ichatblog]

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You ever see someone you went to school with and they try to talk to you because now you aren’t SUCH a nerd as you used to be and it’s like. Bruh no I remember you putting my head in multiple toilets. I got nothing to say my dude.

[cosmicrystalwitch]

space documentaries n chill