Following up to my previous post, it seems we are sticking with the wild, wild west theme here. This firecracker came out guns-a-blazin’. Whoa nelly.
Now, in his defense, I intentionally created my profile with little things to provoke some conversation starters. My screen name for one, which he addressed in the first conversation bubble, but I blocked it out so, you know, you can’t find me. So, I did provoke this a little bit, but I am not taking all the blame lol. He did indicate he had at least noted my screen name, which is a good thing to me, but then he went straight to the sexual undertone, which I can do without. We are all grown folks here, well most of us. We all know that sex is eventually going to be involved. It just makes me throw up in my mouth a little when people jump straight to it. You know, like, “uhhhttt.” Why, must we always go there?
If the way your gun curved was important to me, I would make note on my profile, “Only guns that curve to the right here please. Thanks.” Unfortunately that remark would stimulate far more responses, just not many that would be worth granting with a reply.
And, by the way, I didn’t dismiss him immediately, I laughed. Because it was kind of funny, even though it was out of left field, he did make me laugh, which in my book is two extra points. But then he wanted to chit chat with mundane questions like, “What do you do?” ugh. Gag me with a spoon. I wanted to say, “I am the lead fingernail puller at Helga’s House of Pain. Can’t wait to meet you!” But alas, the lady that I am, I cut that stuff off promptly. Buh, bye buddy, take it on to the next, maybe she wants to tell you what it is that she does, her favorite hobbies, and what she likes to do for fun. Me, I want to chat with someone who can think of more things to say than the typical question pad he seems to be reading off of, because I answer those same questions with almost every person that messages me. How about see if you can generate a conversation without asking questions?! Now there’s a task for you.
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