ITS HALLOWEEN BITCHES
Tonight you go to bed early.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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ITS HALLOWEEN BITCHES
Tonight you go to bed early.
...I fell asleep.....for...how long?
Event: Ask Meme
Send Me A Number!
What is your name?
Do you have a nickname?
What is your hair color?
What is your eye color?
What kind of distinguishing facial features do you have?
Do you have a birthmark? Where is it? What about scars? How did you get that?
Who are your closest friends and family?
Who do you surround yourself with?
Who do you wish you were closest to?
Where were you born? Where have you lived since then? Where do you call home?
Where do you go when you’re angry?
What is your biggest fear? Who have you told this to? Who would you never tell this to?
Do you have a secret?
What makes you really laugh out loud?
When was the last time you laughed and why?
When have you been in love?
Have you ever had a broken heart?
What is in your refrigerator right now? On your bedroom floor? On your nightstand?
When you think of your childhood kitchen, what smell do you associate with it? Sauerkraut? Oatmeal cookies? Paint? Why is that smell so resonant for you?
You’re doing some intense spring cleaning. What is easy for you to throw out? What is difficult for you to part with? Why?
Its Saturday at noon. What are you doing? Give details. If you’re eating breakfast, what exactly do you eat? If you’re stretching out in your backyard to sun, what kind of blanket or towel do you lie on?
What is one strong memory that has stuck with you from childhood? Why is it so powerful and lasting?
You’re getting ready for a night out. Where are you going? What do you wear?
Where do you live? Do you like living there?
Where would you move to if you had to move anywhere?
Hey there! I'm from the Garmon Mines district. I don't go into town much since I'm in the mines, but I saw you in the watery cave once. You're not just a "fortune teller" at all, are you?
....
.....I'm curious. What do you think I am...then?
Can your crystal ball predict whether or not someone is pregnant?
....probably....if i wanted it to.....
which i...don't.
Do you grant wishes?
Occasionally....if they are reasonable ones...
I'll entertain your questions.
As the father of her child you are obligated to kiss the witch
I am not the Witchkin's biological father....do we look related to you? Not kissing the Witch.
Kiss the witch
How about no.
A porn blog is following your not-daughter and liking her posts
....what do you expect me to do about it?
My magic...does not extend to...altering the internet.
DAD IM STUCK TO THE FLOOR
…….yawn….
……………….?
oh….you’re right.
please help me I ended up on the opposite of the house
My feet are stuck and the blood is rushing to my head
mmmmnnnnghhhh…..„,fine….
……..
……..there.
You're welcome.
DAD IM STUCK TO THE FLOOR
…….yawn….
……………….?
oh….you’re right.
please help me I ended up on the opposite of the house
My feet are stuck and the blood is rushing to my head
mmmmnnnnghhhh.....,,,fine.... ........ ........there.
DAD IM STUCK TO THE FLOOR
.......yawn.......................?oh....you're right.
dad I caught this space by myself
she did it.
she actually did it.
Do you want to keep it.
yes. please.
i'm putting this jar of space on my nightstand.
dad I caught this space by myself
she did it.
she actually did it.
h0rology I tried
your efforts shall be rewarded nevertheless. thank you.