[legalizevore]

oh

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

doctor: well we don’t have a cure for “insatiable lust for pasta” but i’m going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i don’t care enough to find out what

me: sounds good doc

[certifiedcopy]

[creativerule34hentai]

Every time you reblog this it makes a baby boomer vandaluse their own untouchable China cabinet in rage.

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[intrepidandgraceful]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[ruinedchildhood]

[automatic-caution-door]

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@the-replacements

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[under-dark-stars-blog]

[lavender-ice]

please.

[freelancervermont]

[mathed-potatoes]

Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. 

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. 

TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. 

[xeras-ankar]

“It’s lonely at the top–” “GOOD.”

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[jxn-xoxo]

[suspend]

Sometimes you have to break promises not because you want to but because you have to.

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[thequotejournals]

How beautiful to find a heart that loves you, without asking you for anything, but to be okay.

Khalil Gibran (via melisica)

[kanekin]

Howls Moving Castle + pastel green and pastel blue