Whatever the heck I want

[h2omelone]

“Say it, don’t spray it” is the exact opposite of what people want to happen when you have explosive diarrhea

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by a human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[destiel-sabriel-shit]

supernatural s14 starts in less than a week reblog if you’re hyped

[ladystiltskin67]

Every. Single. Time

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

HELLS YES

[h2omelone]

Abso-freaking-lutely I am!

[funeral-keeps-us-apart-deactiva]

[dolliecrave]

Pass this on Tumblr

[drakewinzz]

This is actually pretty important

[addictivepers0nality]

very important information

[jazminbunninsfw]

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

[xmuvatokyo]

I should’ve done this . Nobody told me this was an option . Fuck …

[yourfeminist]

!!!!!

[h2omelone]

It's honestly a dream of mine to give Andy Grammer a hug. I heard he gives great hugs.

[h2omelone]

I can't function in society

I opened a door just as someone was coming from the other direction, so I held it open for them. He said, "sorry, excuse me." And I went, "thank you."

[h2omelone]

I'm still waiting for the day that I can know someone that plays the saxophone, just so I can tell them that they're saxophonomenal

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via AustintatiousT)

[h2omelone]

Me

[h2omelone]

I moved from Florida to Oklahoma just before my 8th grade year. I was so excited to get there for the sole reason that I was really looking forward to calling my friends-to-be my Oklahomies once I met them. My old friends were my Flo-riders.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I’m making eye contact with someone, I’m really only looking at one of their eyes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short, but scream it at them in German because life is also confusing and scary.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked

[h2omelone]

Slow, slow, slow, your roll You’re way to close to me Try to touch me one more time And I will start to scream

[h2omelone]

What do you say to a German when you walk in on him going to the bathroom?

European

[h2omelone]

When royal siblings marry each other

Princest

[extramadness]

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