Soft, Sad Freak On An Unprofitable Website

May all your chlorophyll be replaced by anthocyanins

[bajn]

[invaderxan]

Happy Eggiversary

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[shubbabang]

its that time again folks

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[cretaceous-kid]

[wyattknopes]

30 days has September, April, March and November. June and November. Today is March 31st.

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) 2.21 “94 Meetings”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I can never ever leave this website actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Mr. Valentine wishing you a very happy valentines day from beyond the grave publicly displayed golden reliquary

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in the tags i asked for skull-themed valentines cards and BOY HOWDY DID YA’LL DELIVER

from @hazel2468:

from @unrulygoose:

from @i-drew-a-ferret:

from @gaymedievaldruid, @amberstarthecat

and multiple skeletal puns from @deepdownimbologna

fantastic job on the lovely art and atrocious puns, everybody!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and a lovely addition from @whydoihurtsomuch!

[lucianinsanity]

It's funny seeing this after just finishing my watercolor

[omghotmemes]

Happy black history month!

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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🎉

[paxamericana]

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thenatsdorf]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE SEE UR CRIME

[drfitzmonster]

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

[markv5]

10 приемчиков, как спасти Новый год от четвероногих хулиганов. Лайфхаки, которые стоит взять на заметку.

10 приемчиков, как спасти Новый год от четвероногих хулиганов.

Лайфхаки, которые стоит взять на заметку.

[usearki]

“10 tricks on how to save the New Year from four-legged hooligans.

Life hacks worth taking note of. “

[fantaboy91]

The vacuums killed me lol

[emiratizayn-deactivated20150816]

[invaderxan]

Happy 14th shoeversary

[invaderxan]