Making something out of nothing

she/they

[ladystiltskin67]

I fully believe Ilya riles Shane up just so he'll get on to him about something.

****

"Shane, this is ridiculous... this belt costs nearly $500"

"It's not like I bought it-"

"No, you didn't. Your girlfriend bought it for you."

"Don't start."

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was not a problem for us to wear things our former lovers bought us"

"Ilya, I swear to God. She didn't even buy it for me. Her stylist gave it ... What the fuck are you doing?"

"Calling Sasha. He has a Tom Ford-"

"ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!"

"What?"

"If you finish that phone call, I'm going to use that belt for more than just my outfit, you will get a $500 ass whooping!"

"Promise?"

[ladystiltskin67]

Hi, I am working on thesis about AI writing. Would you be interested in filling in a survey and share your thoughts? I can send you the questions to have a look. Please DM if you are interested. Thank you so much

I would be happy to!

[ladystiltskin67]

I'm having this issue... every time I read something that sounds like,

"Its not ____ it's ____"

It screams ChatGPT wrote it and I immediately have to back out of the fic. Especially if the pattern shows more than once.

[aslongasitsblack]

it does actually drive me crazy to think of Mr Asshole himself being a boyfriend for less than forty eight hours and already being “its scary. but you are brave. do you want to me to come with you? of course.” like he’s actually been dying to be this person for shane guys its not even funny he’s been fucking dying inside to be someone that only being with shane allows him to be

[lavenderprose]

Shane is so happy to see Ilya in the hospital that you can actually see the fear in that man's eyes. He walks in the room and sees that Shane has, in his infirmity, allowed the words 'WHERE is the man I FUCK' to be written across his forehead and his eyeballs. Ilya walks in the room and Shane says "Heeeey! :D" and you can see the arithmetic going on in Ilya's terrified gaze as he calculates exactly how many seconds he can be in Shane's presence without him just dissolving into a mess because Ilya won't give him kisses. He backs out of the room whispering "Shhh" because Shane "Heart Eyes" Hollander is liable to tell everyone he encounters for the next six hours how many moles Ilya has on his stomach. He sits in his car afterward and Googles shit like 'Do nurses take Hippocratic oath' and 'What is doctor-patient confidentiality' and 'Shane Hollander thirst trap' but that one is just to calm himself down. He texts Shane the 🤫 emoji every hour on the hour for the next two and a half days. Shane responds with 😚 and Ilya spirals.

[marz-rm]

Achilles and Patroclus Posting this while Hudson is in my Milan. This took way too long to draw (especially Connor's hair) but pretty satisfied with how it came out. There's another version on patreon with the bg and wallpapers!

[thirstkanaphan]

I love Jacob Tierney!!

source

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[shnehollander]

idcidc giving him a nobel peace prize <3

link

[ladystiltskin67]

I love Hudson so much for this. He and Connor never make the characters about themselves, they hold a space for their true written identity. I think both of them and Jacob did amazingly with keeping the story true to what the readers loved. I'm so very appreciative of how they all approached this 🩵

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[vvivacious101]

Ilya. Ilya. Ilya.

[ladystiltskin67]

Ok but like... all those angles that got killed in apocalypse world, why didn't they collect their grace and take it back home to help stabilize heaven????

[casdeans-pie]

He made his own EMF meter from scraps, he didn't finish high school but he earned a GED, he watches Dr Sexy and old reruns of Scooby Doo, he eats junk food like he's still a starving kid, he raised his little brother when they had no one else, he laughs at his own jokes, he calls his car baby, he fell in love with the angel that pulled him out of Hell, he likes dressing up in silly outfits for a case, and literally anything to do with cowboys

he saved people even when it killed him. again and again and again and again

.

And they pushed him onto a rusty nail

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[anxeious]

[majestic-deers]

God I hate it when people react like that

[the-real-nikki19]

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

[rose-of-pollux]

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.