Ethereal💋

19, He/They/It

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in case u needed to hear it today

[yellowsnowconing]

'i asked chatgpt' well i asked johnny knoxville n he said welcome to jackass

[partybunny]

computer, how do i become him, quickest route, no freeways

[h3art3y3showell]

I have to pick up my cat’s ashes today but it’s okay bcs my dan and phil hard launch merch box got delivered!!! watching the second mukbang in her honor 🖤💜

[fangz4vian]

"you need to touch grass" ummm...already did :p and rolled in it too... :3

[dipnpipdoodles]

sweethearts (1 day)

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daily reminder

[baby-yoda-is-baby]

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

[yall-it-me]

actually insane that they talked about engaging in wild sex acts in their kitchen to assert dominance over their naked neighbour and 90% of the posts on here are dan lovingly makes phil coffee :) they’re gonna spend christmas at the lester’s :) dan does phil squats :)

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[peachlessroomba]

[heydnp]

dan saying they were closer to double homicide than phivorce is the most romantic thing he’s ever said and i won’t take any criticism

[frandrawsalot]

‎⊹ ࣪ ˖ 2009 ⁦‪phyuri‬⁩ ✮⋆˙. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.