a little roomba

luna | 20 something

[phanibleinfluence]

I gotta say, after 30 episodes of the podcast, my very favorite thing they ever did is still Phil ordering groceries and unboxing them for us. That was peak content to me. That’s what I want my Patreon money to be used for

[phyaoi]

happy pride let’s all be as gay and annoying as possible🌈🥰🦄✨💕🫧🦋🫶

phyuri at pride requested by @octopusinaskinsuit <33

[marlodramatic]

i am going to FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[deathclassic]

happy pride <3

[bynni3e]

Soft Domestic moments in the phouse 💕

[ingydar-phan]

Can people pretty please draw Dan and Phil kissing and cuddling and fucking for pride month. Pleaseee

[diphowell]

“you gotta join me for 600 or i’ll get sad”

“i guess i’m forced to stick it out for phil”

i can’t do thisssss

[wildlymint]

who’s ready for pride month? 🏳️‍🌈🪼🫧

🔗 more flag colours in folder here

[bugbugxo]

happy pride everybody!! <33

[femboydaniel]

Who is the liar? Dan Phil or PJ (2023)

giffing pre-hard launch videos i missed out on (8/?)

[lazydays-au]

they're getting along!

[huetrooper]

"am I your mental health companion?"

[valiyne]

Plant Phil watercolor!

This one will be send to a fellow phannie <3

[mirathedivine]

femboy dan (like 20 years after the video came out, my bad)

[thatpumpkinmf]

the trans woman named 'box of tissues' and the non binary person named 'tofu' had a situationship

[2009editingtips]

Six(ish) Sentence Sunday (5/31/26)

AN: The next instalment of Push and Pull — The Easter Baking Special, is almost done, I swear. Here is snippet to tide you over. Still has to be beta-ed and cleaned so don't be mean to me.

Summary: Dan and Phil play around with the term "bunny" after the Easter Baking video...

Dan, for his part, isn’t helping. With the stupid ears and his pretty sun-kissed skin, he can’t seem to stop touching Phil. Causal brushes of arms, comedic slaps on the shoulder, his hands at Phil’s waist moving him around like he can—because he can. And he knows they’ll cut some of it out, or crop the frame, but the touches are still there. Purposeful and freeing and Phil’s.  He feels a bit giddy with it, in all honesty—being claimed so openly and claiming in return. Each moment a bit surreal, stoking the flame of possession he’d long since forgotten burned in his chest—smothered as it had been by necessity—it is now blazing and alight in the bright light of their kitchen. Every touch, every moment a declaration of “mine.” It makes Phil proud. No one will ever have Dan the way Phil does, but he welcomes them to try.  Phil makes Dan do most of the work. He sits up on the counter and teases him about not reading the directions thoroughly and pretends he can’t open things—the usual. And Dan must not recognize the game just yet, because he acquiesces to all of Phil’s demands without so much as a biting comment.  Or maybe he does—maybe he’s decided to lose.

[krissyjell-y]

I could talk about piss all day long!