i warned you about stairs dog

21 / he/him / heir of doom / derse / genderqueer transmasc / transandrophobes blocked on sight. i'm tired of this grandma good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world. but we can Be Bees. this is Good News. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. a pet. A PET??? a Pet. mark, this is Good News. you'll live for THIRTY years. THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

[snapscube]

fuck okay a point i meant to add to that last answer but completely forgot cause i got in the weeds with the whole Being Scared thing:

not that i think im doing something particularly special or heroic by littleposting on main and being a weirdo in public, but right now more than ever it's actually imperative to be unlearning shame and actively fighting back against the standards of how much of a freak you're allowed to be while also having a space to exist, share your art, support yourself financially, and a baseline level of respect for your humanity. shit's getting dire and i am genuinely so scared of how much people and corporations who have legitimate power over us are continuously driving full force into puritanism. it feels like in my position i don't know what to do except at bare minimum go out kicking and screaming. i grew up pentacostal in the american south, i've seen and lived a version of life where everyone is deathly afraid of their own flesh to the point of renouncing it daily. i got out of that life on purpose and at my bravest it's easy to say i'd sooner lose everything than let some fucking suits tell me i have to go back.

[nohhumh]

[4everbarbie]

Barbie posters from the early 2000s (2/2)

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[iamthemysteryitself]

[captain-price-returns]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[cyberglittter]

tokyo pride 2026

[jetix]

[crabussy]

I don't care if monday gay tuesday werk and wednesday slay thursday strut and then sashay it's friday I'm a faaag

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[allonsybadwolf]

"crochet can't be made by machines" went from being a cool fun fact to being a call to action of "so if you see mass manufactured crochet in Target, that was made by a person and they were underpaid and you should boycott it" which is true, it was made by a person, but EVERY item of clothing you own (that you did not purchase from a company using ethical labor) was made by a person being underpaid (at *best*.)

Sewing machines are operated by *people*. Knitting machines are operated by *people*. Yes lots of the process is automated but you cannot tell a machine "make me a t-shirt" or "make me a knit cardigan".

Higher awareness of fast fashion, and the true human labor and abuse behind it, is GREAT, but let's not pretend that the crochet hat in target is THE problem. Every article of clothing in target is the problem. "All clothes are made by people" is the jumping off point here into understanding this issue it's not just crochet it's the whole thing ahhhhHHHHHHHHHH

[enerdsout]

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[misophonie]

help

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me