Whaddup

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[pangur-and-grim]

the only Egg you need this easter

[pangur-and-grim]

I was mistaken……..there is another Egg you need

[amnhnyc]

Behold the pocket-sized western pygmy possum! (Cercartetus concinnus). One of the world’s smallest possums, this species typically weighs just 0.5 oz (14 g)—the size of an AA battery. This dainty marsupial is a nectarivore, meaning that its diet consists primarily of plant nectar. It inhabits treetops in forests throughout parts of Australia, using its long prehensile tail like a fifth limb as it moves from branch to branch.

Photo: Donna Belder, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist

[the-cimmerians]

Trans Girl Scouts On Cookie List Sell 71,000 Boxes Of Cookies And Growing

This is the 5th year EITM has maintained a list of trans girl scouts to buy cookies from.

Get them cookies, help a Trans Girl Scout

[depsidase]

[probuccalfat]

whenever people say canada is an unserious country or a zany joke it pisses me off and not because i feel like mocked or anything but because i find it wild rude and disrespectful to the indigenous peoples that have been harmed in this nation… genuinely nothing funny about the residential schools or the 60s scoop or the highway of tears or the forced sterilization of indigenous women

[probuccalfat]

“some of your money smells like maple syrup so silly and unserious 😂” sometimes our police officers take indigenous men who are struggling with addiction and mental illness or otherwise homeless, mentally unwell, addict men and drive them far far away from the place they know into the canadian wilderness and abandon them to die from exposure to the elements. it’s called starlight tours.

[sentientsky]

"your prime minister cuddled up with hudson williams. canada is such a cute and silly country 🥰💗" the RCMP and the military are forcefully invading Wet'suwet'en territory in B.C. and arresting Indigenous land defenders at gunpoint so that enbridge can build a fucking gas pipeline. none of this is cutesy. they are trying to distract you from the violence. do not avert your gaze

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[mascula-sappho]

Aren't plushies beautiful? They were created so a sick child had something to hold. They were created so an adult living alone might have a friend to keep them company. They were created for a teenager to clutch to her chest as she cries. They were created to accompany a college student to his geology classes. They were created not for any material benefit, they don't change tires, but to be loved.

They were created for the purpose of love.

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[what-even-is-thiss]

Eggs are one of the few natural food sources of vitamin d. Eggs are so good.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Eggs are responsible for less greenhouse gas production than almost any other form of animal protein and they have vitamin d and other good good nutrients.

Gosh I love eggs. I just really love eggs, guys. Boiled, fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Nobody is paying me to say this I’m just really happy about the existence of eggs right now.

[the-haiku-bot]

Gosh I love eggs. I

just really love eggs, guys. Boiled,

fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[depsidase]

[scramratz]

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

[depsidase]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[kittybroker]

The chomping creature taking taking another heaping mouthful of good deals and sales! Feast yourself on this kitty for only $13.94!