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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Andulka
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
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@hadleyblakes
ramsey
“okay, so i made this cake because baking makes me feel better, and now i just have a full cake that i don’t really feel like eating. basically what i’m asking is do you want this cake? i made it with love and i don’t want it going to waste.”
“is that even a question? of course i want it.”
gideon
“i genuinely do want you to do that. when do you think you’ll be able to get it to me? i can’t wait to tell you how wrong you are. we can get drunk if you want. i’m not opposed to that. we both know you’re just dying to have an excuse to lust all over me. good. i don’t care for names. mystery is alluring. better question – what kind of gentleman doesn’t fund an eye exam?”
“i will do that. i don’t know when i’ll get it to you, whenever i feel like doing it. you really can’t tell me how wrong i am, given that all it is is what guys i personally find above average. well, you could tell me i’m wrong but that wouldn’t make me wrong. if i really was dying to lust over you, i would. best question – in what universe are you a gentleman?”
iMESSAGE: milo
milo: i mean, i wanted it but i wasn't going to get it until i remembered what my horoscope said
milo: but that's the cool thing about horoscopes, i think? idk maybe it's silly but they work!!
hadley: i was kidding horoscopes aren't real
hadley: i think what it really comes down to is your lack of self-control
“really? no, look deep inside of your heart, then answer that. i would like to know who these ‘people’ are. i, for one, think you’re probably beyond inebriated or in some compromised state to be making such foolish remarks. do you need glasses? listen, i don’t know your name, but let me take you to the eye doctor’s. we’ll get you that vision exam immediately.”
“i can write you a list if you really want me to. honestly, i’d probably find you more attractive if i was drunk. so if you really want to hear me spit compliments at you, that’s your in. i do need glasses and i haven’t gotten my perscription checked in months. my name’s just a minor detail, let’s talk about this eye exam. do you plan on funding it?”
iMESSAGE: milo
milo: i really need to delete this horoscope app off my phone because it's starting to control my life
milo: i legit just decided to treat myself to a donut bc i was told today is a good day to "enjoy life's simpler pleasures" even tho i wasn't even hungry
milo: so apparently i'm one of those people now, feel free to judge me
hadley: yeah but you must have kind of wanted the donut if that's all it took for you to get it
hadley: like if you really didn't want it you could just ignore it
hadley: it's like the stars knew you wanted to enjoy life's simpler pleasures
“oh, you’re new around here, huh? that’s why i didn’t recognize you. i get it now. you’re only saying that because you still haven’t gotten over the wonderment of how someone so handsome exists in this boring, little town. well, babe, it’s true. i am a hundred percent real. you’re not so bad yourself. if you need to, feel free to take out your phone and put me in your snapchat story. i’m sure your friends at home will be both jealous and astounded that you’re in the presence of someone like me.“
“yeah, that’s probably why. i really don’t think so, considering i’ve met people way more attractive than you are, but i’ll give it a little more time and get back to you. as much as i appreciate your offer, i’m going to have to pass this time.”
“ i can’t believe that someone can look this good either – no worries, i don’t mind you staring at me. honestly, it makes me feel charitable bein’ so easy on the eyes. how about this? you can even take a picture if you want – for later when you don’t have the privilege of being only a few feet away from my handsome face. you’re welcome. ”
“actually you’re one of the most average looking people i’ve ever seen. what’s really impressive here is the size of your ego. i didn’t think there could be that many people here with bigger egos than me, but this town continues to surprise me.”
task #3
outgoing call to: gabe the babe ftsgabriel
“why the fuck aren’t you answering me? what could you possibly be doing that’s more important than talking to your favorite person in the world? anyway, i’m having a really weird day and i was feeling sentimental and i was planning on telling you how i’m really greatful that you’re here and in my life. i was also going to say that you’re the best friend i’ve ever had and i genuinely don’t know what i would do without you. but then i got your voicemail three times in a row and the feeling passed. call me back, asshole.”
outgoing call to: dad
“hey dad, it’s hadley.” hadley paused. she never knew how much she needed to tell him, if she needed to remind him that she was his daughter. it was uncharted territory and it didn’t help that he called her by her mother’s name twice that morning. “i just wanted to let you know i’m with gabe right now, but i should be home pretty soon. i was thinking about renting some movies and getting take out. we can have a movie night. call me with any suggestions on where to get food. bye. love you.”
outgoing call to: charlotte charlcttes
“hey char! i feel like i haven’t seen you in forever even though it’s only been like four days. but let’s that does mean four days of new shit happening, let’s do something. what’s your schedule look like tomorrow? if you have time we can grab coffee or something. if you don’t have time, pencil me in sometime this week, i miss my usual does of char. let me know what’s going on!”
text ⇨ open
nolan: hello can we do that thing where i tell you everything i'm craving and you drop it off at my door and then leave again
nolan: it'll be cute i promise
hadley: hm let me think about it
hadley: no
text — open
charlotte: i've never hated a tv character more than i hate ross
charlotte: rachel better have gotten it together she developed so much from season 1 to the last season
hadley: nah i hate dean forester as much as i hate ross
hadley: i know!! she grew so much. i love rachel
text — GABE THE BABE
gabriel: ok i'm meeting up with her tomorrow on the beach at 2:30 ish do u wanna come & meet my new best friend
gabriel: and in the after life i'll be dragging u down further than hell
gabriel: but rori doesnt and u cant tell her so yikes too bad so sad
gabriel: u ga/b/e? id that a pun or something? r u trying to be punny? i want my money back?
gabriel: listen im actually fluent in spanish but its in my head so thats why you can't hear how fluent i am
gabriel: i wANT MY MONEY BACK WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE GOD DAMN IT
gabriel: u make me old & soon enough i'll be dust & bones bc of how much u speed up my aging process
hadley: yes i want to meet her. i want to warn her about what she's getting into
hadley: why can't i tell her
hadley: no it was a typo
hadley: i talk to you too much... my fingers automatically type gabe
hadley: i couldn't hear how fluent you are no matter what because this is over text
hadley: it's impossible to make me uncomfortable. i'm shameless
hadley: good that's the goal
text — open
charlotte: tbh someone shoulda set him in his place
charlotte: the girls should all gang up on him
charlotte: yesss rachel was on the road to success i hope she made it
hadley: i wish someone would have. they had enough chances with all of his fuck ups
hadley: they really should
hadley: me too. she worked so hard to get to where she was and then she threw it away for ross of all people. i hope she got it together again
“in an utterly futile attempt at getting back in touch with my inner self, i went to this poetry slam on the other side of town. and even with the risk of contracting some awful viral infection, i stayed. eventually, though, i bolted when this creepy guy wrote a poem about how i was named after a bitchy character from a tv show. now i’m just irritated and in desperate need of inspiration and culture.”
“if you were originally worred about getting a disease from this place, i don’t feel bad for you considering you made the decision to go knowing how sketchy it is. but did you tell the guy your name? if you didn’t how did he know it? and if you did, if he was that creepy, why’d you tell him? i’m assuming you mean blair waldorf, in which case you shouldn’t be irritated by that.”
charlesallard:
“it’s gotten out of hand. i’ve become the guy who plays jeopardy with his dad andenjoys it. i hate who i’ve become, please tell me there’s something going on that’ll keep me from falling even deeper into this.”
“i really can’t help you. i’ve always been that girl. i’m a wealth of useless information that i’ve gathered through years of trivia games. embrace it.”
