haddy potter⚡️

i relate to steve rogers because i, too, would start a civil war to protect bucky barnes

[paulinqe]

the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap

[lettersfromeleanorrigby]

This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The uncatchable stick.

[bassiter]

but what does bad pussy sound like?

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

https://youtu.be/x3SxEOvAOEg

Like That

[unclefather]

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[sorry-no-more-no-less]

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[kingsmooter-deactivated20181206]

in another better universe Donald Trump is dead and Carrie Fisher is President

[rougecheek-deactivated20170623]

‪i wonder what version of me exists in your mind

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[nitro502]

If season three of Stranger Things doesn’t open with the kids playing D&D with a very confused yet enthusiastic Steve then what is even the point

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[psy-faerie]

I really needed this tonight