All My Best Friends Are Fictional

Hi, I'm Nitro. Previous url: jolteonerrex502. My life revolves around tv, movies, and video games. I'm currently obsessed with: Pokemon. I was born in 1993. I live in MA, USA. Transmasc non binary. Aroace. They/he.

[nitro502]

Our newest friend Rage, despite her name, wants to wish you all a happy New Year! 🎉

[infestedguest]

Thank you solid snake.

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[vexheart]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[idlelizard]

creatures creeping

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

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vengabus sandstorm

[gusgoose69-deactivated20260127]

wow that really sounds

[geeksofdoom]

wow that really sounds

[moth-wizard]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ADHD theme music

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby

[ghostopossumlives]

What about the two at the bottom?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

cab 👍🦀

[dragon-in-a-fez]

love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

523.8875

black holes

[dailytricksterfox]

Lesbian and/or rainbow pride zorua?

It is that time of the year again!

[espanolbot2]

Happy Five Year Anniversary to this Alex Hirsch Tweet

[isawken]

happy first day of Just Let Me Fucking Live June

[isawken]

oh my stars i forgot it’s fucking pride

[isawken]