Originally this was for Empatheorem but it was one of my all around favourite info style posts so I thought Iâd remake to have as a pinned post. So, without further ado
>Be Crow
Physical
You have a weird body.
Youâre pretty wired all of the time but it doesnât really show.
You just donât really get tired, and you only sleep about two hours a night.
Your senses are insanely sharp. Your hearing can pick up hearbeats from across the room and your sense of smell is comparable to a grizzlyâs.
As far as sight goes, you see everything exactly how it is without being filtered by something so mundane as senses or a brain. You can see all wavelengths of light, and even invisible things.
Enjoy the overload, this is why you stay home so often.
Youâve got fangs and yes theyâre hot. You were also never really built to have fangs so if they grow too much too fast because youâre a) hungry b) angry or c) horny you will cut into yourself.
Your blood is also kind of like acid, so watch out. It wonât burn you but it will burn other people unless theyâre built to drink blood.
Youâre strong enough to rip a modest tree out of the ground and youâre fast enough to make bullets look slow.
Youâre a freaking tank, itâs incredibly difficult to harm you and you regenerate pretty fast too.
Youâre an eldritch Great One and you can talk like a Great One. Talking like this in front of other people will probably hurt their brains though.
You can drink blood and you will want to, often. About once a day is usually enough to stop things getting a bit nasty though.
You smell like the moon, whatever that means.
You are 5âČ3
Powers
You are entirely uncapped, have fun.
Youâre an alien space god. You can use alien space god magic.
You donât really know how to use this yet though, so basically you can invoke runes, shoot meteorites out of the portals in your eyes (which are always there) and create small exploding stars.
As mentioned above your physical stats are pretty crazy.
Your mental presence is staggering and disorientating for mortal minds. Being around you can be uncomfortable unless youâre taking efforts to reign it in. Psychics probably wonât like you too much.
You canât die. Your body can be destroyed, but youâll be back in about a minute.
Youâve got a crazy ass sword thatâs dripping in curses and space magic. Touching it can be lethal for normal people.
Youâve got plenty of other weapons too including a pistol that can blow holes in gods and a magic lightsaber.
Youâve got a whistle that can summon a gargantuan nightmare viper.
Youâve got a whole bunch of familiars that are basically nudibranch ghosts. They donât do anything, but they like you and theyâre pretty.
Personality
You have one. Sort of.
You donât really react to anything. At least not outwardly.
Youâre very blunt and sometimes you have difficulty parsing social interactions.
People probably think you donât have emotions but thatâs not true. Youâre just very good at keeping a lid on things. Too good really.
Nothing is really going to unsettle you, or make you spooked.
However, you will feel enmity to people you believe tied to the Healing Church, anyone claiming to be a vicar, and executioners.
You really donât like dogs. You donât want them anywhere near you.
This extends to dog/wolf people or hybrids.
You can enjoy things and smile, but you have to actively make the effort to do it.
Memories
Theyâre not great.
You remember the Nightmare torn Yharnam. Ruined by beasts, hubris and alien space gods.
Youâve killed a lot of monsters, but youâve also killed a lot of people.
You crucified a dude once because he was rude to your boss. It wasnât pretty.
You have also died, dozens of times and you remember every one. Cut apart, eaten, burned, melted by brain magic, had all of your blood drawn out of your body, crushed, drowned. It goes on.
You killed one of your friends in this city back at home, but she doesnât remember.
Your only real friend was a doll and she is perfect and precious. She also made you buff as hell.
Annalise is your queen. She stopped you from losing your mind and basically turned you into a vampire. You and her are the last two Vilebloods. You killed at least 100 people in her name and would probably do it again if asked.
Youâve waded through a literal river of blood and fought gods and madness across multiple realities. You also kind of killed hell. Or a special version of it meant for hunterâs at least.














