Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes :)

Feel free to ask me anything!! Most of these are from my own imagination as other incorrect blogs have taken all the good ones from shows ~ Ellie

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@randommha is my tumblr for My Hero Academia (some incorrect quotes and headcanons)

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BRO! your name is ellie!! MY name is ellie!!! that's so swag of us

Very swag indeed!!

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poop

Agreed

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Did you know if you combined Phosphorus, Hydrogen, Iodine, Lithium and a lil more Phosphorus and drank it, you'd die? This is no coincidence as their chemical symbols are P H I Li P

You know who's also called Philip? The ex prince who is, by coincidence, dead? This is now a murder conspiracy. Discuss.

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I challenge you

you’d die if you just drank lithium alone....

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Sounds like a bunch of Lithium Einsteinium to me

Li Es

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Did you know if you combined Phosphorus, Hydrogen, Iodine, Lithium and a lil more Phosphorus and drank it, you'd die? This is no coincidence as their chemical symbols are P H I Li P

You know who's also called Philip? The ex prince who is, by coincidence, dead? This is now a murder conspiracy. Discuss.

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@novatix you are right and you should say it

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Did you know if you combined Phosphorus, Hydrogen, Iodine, Lithium and a lil more Phosphorus and drank it, you'd die? This is no coincidence as their chemical symbols are P H I Li P

You know who's also called Philip? The ex prince who is, by coincidence, dead? This is now a murder conspiracy. Discuss.

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Saeko: Yeah you can shrimp for me, I'll link you my prawnhub and only clams accounts

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Merry Christmas guys :DDD

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I only reblog rly funny incorrect quotes when i get stuck on a blog but i literally ended up reblogging like 90% of urs. So either ur rly funny or my sense of humours broken or both. For the sake of the compliment I'll say ur rly funny💖.

Anyway i just wanted 2 send an ask 2 practice talking to other people so :))))💖💖💖

AWWW THANKS!!

I'm glad you think I'm funny cuz I try really really hard sjdnnfnc

I haven't been on Tumblr in a few months so I don't know how old this ask is but ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Tsukishima: If I'm wearing headphones, it means I don't want to talk to you

Kuroo: But you're always wearing headphones

Tsukishima: : )

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Nishinoya: Bros who strip together, stay together

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Kuroo: Please don't do this Kenma

Kuroo: I've found you this really cute, talented, smart and funny guy

Kuroo: It's what you deserve

Kozume, looking at Hinata: Haha dumb guy make heart go boom boom

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Nishinoya: I think it's very sexy and brave of me

Azumane: You think it's very sexy and brave of you to what?

Nishinoya: Exist

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Me: Finally!! A tasty snack worthy of my taste buds! I shall savour it and make it last

My mouth:

Me: Don't do it, hoe, don't do it

My mouth: crönch

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Yachi, after a bad day: I HATE MEN

Yamaguchi, voice cracking: A-all men?

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Yeah I still haven't read the manga 😔😔

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Yeah I still haven't made anymore quotes 😔😔

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Tsukishima, kicking Yamaguchi awake: I see you can't sleep either