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Keni

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space šø

titsay
NASA

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hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

Product Placement

pixel skylines
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
todays bird

oozey mess
KIROKAZE

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official art from honkai: star rail top row ā kafka, silver wolf middle row ā seele bottom row ā bronya, silver wolf
Isnāt Being A Wicked Woman Much Better? Novel
DescriptionĀ
She possessed a villainess who is known and hated for her evil acts in an unpopular novel. But because of her personality, it was extremely difficult for her to play the villainess role. But not for longā¦
āIāll fix your dress according to your taste this instant!ā
āMy request.ā
āO-Of course! As per your request, thereās only one piece available in the whole Empire.ā
People around me listen to me well even if I just frown and sit still. Since I donāt have to live in difficulty, I decided to just comfortably live on as a villainess.
āFather. Is it necessary for you to solve formulas in this slow and inefficient way?ā
I thought it would be good to be a rich villainess, so I used all my knowledge.
āWhy donāt you give me the honor of escorting the Princess?ā
I have had enough of dealing with my father, so why did an unexpected character suddenly appear? What if this person disrupts my plan?
Chapitre From 1 to 142 here
-Ā Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter147
Chapter148
Chapter149
Chapter150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
If you don't find the chapter you want, search on my page.
Catās Masterlist
Hi! My nameās Cat (She/Her), and Iām a 20-year old Lookism addict whose hobby is writing Lookism stories, making Lookism memes, and sharing open ideas about the Webtoon series. HUGE GUN PARK SIMP. Like literally, will never stfu about him. Itās good to see you stopping by! You can ask me anything, and Iāll be happy to answer it!! š I love interacting with a lot of people, so feel free to send me anything or just chat. Iāll keep updating this Masterlist so you can check it frequently. Hope you enjoy your stay, and have a wonderful day! š¤ (Also, I apologize in advance, but I got no filter. I say a lot of dumb things because Iām dumb, sooooo if you donāt like what I said then you can unfollow me. We pretty much joking out here, with a whole lot of Vine references ofc.)
Lookism Stories
Actual Spice = š¶
Gun Park:
Rendezvous: Introduction -> Ch. I -> Ch. II-> Ch. III -> Ch. IV š¶ -> Ch. V š¶ -> Ch. VIš¶ -> Ch. VII -> Ch. VIII -> Ch. IX š¶ -> Ch. X š¶ -> Ch. XI
Future Story Ideas
Spotify Playlists
Jong Gun Parkās playlist
Joon Goo Kimās playlist
Gun & Gooās Shared playlist
Memes
Lookism Chapter Thoughts:
Ch. 424 (Part I, Part II)
Ch. 425
Ch. 426
Ch. 427
Ch. 428 (Part I, Part II)
Ch. 429
Ch. 430
Ch. 431
Ch. 432
Ch. 433
Lookism Reddit Memes I Found:
Lookism Fans and Their Fav. Characters
Story Memes:
Rendezvous: Old Reliable
Individual Character Memes/Scenarios:
Lookism Characters and their perfumes
Random Lookism Thoughts I Get in Class (part 1, part 2)
Lookism Characters Attending A Christmas Party
Lookism Characters and Their Favorite Disneyland Rides
Lookism Characters and Their Tastes in Music āŖ
Alhaitham, Tighnari, Scaramouche, Zhongli, Dottore y Cyno
By tomanattsu
Enemies (Part Two) |Ā ShuntarÅ Chishiya x Reader
Title: Enemies (Part Two)
Pairing: ShuntarÅ Chishiya x fem!reader
Summary: Things start to get a little bit heated between the two of you
Themes/Warnings: fluff, tiny bit of smut, season 2 spoilers, injuries, mention of blood, voyeurism kind of?
Word count: 2600sh
A/N: Since the first part was so well received I decided to pull a all nighter for you guys. Merry Christmas, hereās your part two. Highly unedited but I will make my way round to it.
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Enemies (Part One) |Ā ShuntarÅ Chishiya x Reader
Title: Enemies (Part One)Ā
Pairing: ShuntarÅ Chishiya x fem!reader
Summary: You andĀ Chishiya always had a rockyĀ āfriendshipā if you would even call it that. But feels getĀ revealed under intense pressure
Themes/Warnings: fluff, guns, season 2 spoilers
Word count: 2500sh
A/N: So unedited, will deal with it later. First ever fanfic lol so please be nice, made this in under 3 hours.
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CW: mentions of murder, mentions of blood, kinda dark content ahead!
"You may enter,"
Ayato calls out oh so casually, eyes glued to the papers on his desk. The sound of pen scratching against paper was the only thing that can be heard in his room which was disrupted by the sound of his office door opening, and the sound of your voice calling out his name.
"Ayato..."
Usually, just the sight of you would be enough to spark the light in Ayato's eyes, the sound of your voice enough for his lips to upturn into a smile even if he tries to hold it backābut today is different. The shakiness and panic of your voice was what made him snap his head towards you, and his eyes widen at the sight of his beloved.
Trembling, shaking like a leaf, with fat rolls of tears streaming down your cheeks. You sob as your arms hug your torso, desperately trying to calm yourself down and your eyes never daring to look straight into his.
The sight of you was enough to freeze the Yashiro Commissioner in place, but that wasn't even the worst of it, no. What truly induced him to a state of panic was the stain on your pristine white clothing, the one custom made to match hisāallowing all of Inazuma to know just whom you belong to.
Splotches of crimson decorate your clothes, a stark contrast to the light colors of your outfit.
There's blood on your clothing.
Hello :D
You can call me Mimi, I write fanfics and stuff.
Request: Closed, but feel free to send requests anyway (SFW or NSFW).
I might find some inspiration one day.
Thank you for 6000 followers ^Ļ^
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Masterlist
Lambgirl Thoughts (All NSFW)
Water is Mean! (You don't like water, and Diluc had yet to find that out.)
Random Thoughts (A lot of random things pop up in your head all the time. Kaeya has to deal with all that, thankfully though, he has a solution.)
Xiao
SFW
See You Tomorrow (You both think that the other doesn't like you back.) Fluff
Sweet Almost Goodbye (You're pregnant but he doesn't want a baby.) Angst to Fluff
Ready to Let Go (You and Xiao like each other, but Zhongli likes you too.) Angst
Ready To Hold On (Part 2, alternative ending for Ready to Let Go, A happier ending.) Angst to Fluff
Even After Death (Xiao regrets leaving you after he sees you dead in a ruin. He begs the Adepti to bring you back to life, but it costed him.) Angst
Even After Death (2) (Part 2 of Even After Death, a happy ending.) Angst to Fluff
Slimed (Your lover gets jealous that you pay more attention to your pets slimes than him.) Extreme Fluff
Can't Breathe (Hanahaki disease with Xiao, who spends more time with the Traveler than you.) Angst
A Second Breath (Part 2 of Can't Breath, you left for Mondstadt and now it's his turn to take care of you.) Angst
Loving Warmth (You are too affectionate and Xiao is tired of it. He doesn't realize what he had before he lost it.) Angst to Fluff
NSFW
Love Juices (You give Xiao a taste of your booba milk.) Smut
Xiao's Mommy God (You're the Goddess that saved him, now he wants to breed you. Sub!Xiao and Dom!Reader) Smut
Xiao's Mommy God (2) (Alternative version of Xiao's Mommy God, Dom!Xiao and Sub!Reader.) Smut
Double Whammy (Alatus fucks you and Xiao watches as you turn into a slut for them.) Smut
Little Lamb (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
Uncontrollable Urges (Genshin boys fucks you in your sleep.) Smut, Non-con
Out of Frame (Whilst Xiao is streaming, you suck him off under the desk like a needy bitch.) Smut
Diluc
SFW
Heartstrings Attached (You're all in kindergarten and Diluc and Childe are fighting to be your husband in a game.) Fluff
Bruised in Silence (Diluc lashes out on Mute!Reader, she got into an accident after, where her hands and arms are terribly bruised.) Angst to Fluff
Royally In Love (Diluc is royalty and you're just a commoner, but faith has dragged you towards each other. Your love is tested when he finally invited you to a gala, but he was dancing with another woman.) Angst to Fluff
Slimed (Your lover gets jealous that you pay more attention to your pets slimes than him.) Extreme Fluff
NSFW
I Need You (DD/LG relationship with Diluc, taking a little break.) NSFW, Angst
When Mommy's Resting (Diluc eats you out while you're asleep.) Smut
Little Lamb (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
His Princess (Diluc calls you princess as he pounds your pussy.) Smut
Irresistible (You're Diluc's cute little maid that he really really wants to fuck.) Smut
A Sheep-ish Christmas (How you spend your Christmas with your horny master.) Smut
The Wrong Pursuit (Step-brother Diluc trains you into becoming a good little cock slut.(
Childe
SFW
Heartstrings Attached (You're all in kindergarten and Diluc and Childe are fighting to be your husband in a game.) Fluff
He Forgot :( (Childe was so busy that he completely forgot your birthday.) Angst to Fluff
Clumsy Mistakes (Childe yells at you for being clumsy, and he regrets it when you're suddenly so scared of him.) Angst to Fluff
Maybe Next Time (Childe is so busy that he never has time for you, so you spend time with someone else.) Angst to Fluff
Just Ajax (Childe is self-conscious about your relationship.) Angst
The Weird Student (In a School AU, you are a very shy girl that only ever talks to one person, Childe. But he throws away your relationship to be friends with the popular students.) Angst to Fluff
NSFW
Eating You Out (Genshin men eat you out against your will.) Smut
Big Brother! What Are You Doing To Y/N?! (Childe's family hears you fucking and Teucer walks in on him on top of you.) NSFW, Crack
Too Needy (On a sleepover with your party, Childe, Kaeya, Zhongli and Thoma, where you are all sleeping on a blanket laid out on the floor, Childe fucks you in your sleep.) Smut, Slight Crack
Daddy is a Meanie (In a DD/LG relationship, Childe punishes you for being so damn cute with pussy slapping.) Smut
Little Lamb (2) (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
A Sheep-ish Christmas (How you spend your Christmas with your horny master.) Smut
The Best Bait (On an outdoor spar, you ran out of bras to wear. And Childe is a lonely virgin.) Light Smut
Kaeya
SFW
A Day To Be Forgotten (Kaeya didn't show up at your anniversary date night.) Angst to Fluff
All I Got (Kaeya was the worst at relationships, you finally burst after the pain he's put you through.) Angst
NSFW
Eating You Out (Genshin men eat you out against your will.) Smut
Little Lamb (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
Zhongli
SFW
Ready to Let Go (You and Xiao like each other, but Zhongli likes you too.) Angst
Ready To Hold On (Part 2, alternative ending for Ready to Let Go, A happier ending.) Angst to Fluff
NSFW
Eating You Out (Genshin men eat you out against your will.) Smut
Alarm (In a DD/LG relationship, you try to wake your Daddy up by sucking his cock.) Smut
Little Lamb (2) (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
Teddy Bear (In a DD/LG relationship, you play with yourself without his permission.) Smut
A Sheep-ish Christmas (How you spend your Christmas with your horny master.) Smut
Fluffball (In a DD/LG relationship, Bunnygirl!Reader and Zhongli is kind of a simp.) Smut
Thoma
SFW
The Invasive Puppy and Me (Thoma is a little puppy you took in, and he's been the weirdest but most loveble animal you've ever seen.) Extreme Fuff
I Still Care (You didn't bother to call Thoma when you passed out and sent to the E.R. He was hurt, even if you did have an argument, he still cared.) Angst to Fluff
NSFW
Little Lamb (2) (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
A Sheep-ish Christmas (How you spend your Christmas with your horny master.) Smut
Scaramouche
NSFW
Mine (Step-brother Scaramouche fucks you because he's jealous that you talked to another man.) Smut, Step-cest
Uncontrollable Urges (Genshin boys fucks you in your sleep.) Smut, Non-con
Aether
NSFW
Sitting on Your Baby's Face (Aether begs to let him eat you out.) Smut
Dottore II
NSFW
Falling for Red Flags (You're Dottore's little helper and you help him test out a new invention, a.k.a machine fucking.) Smut
Albedo
NSFW
Little Lamb (2) (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
Greatest Creation (Albedo created you to be his sex toy.) Smut
Greatest Creation (2) (Albedo abandoned you and Fakebedo found you.) Angst Smut
Greatest Creation (3) (Albedo becomes jealous as he looks at your domestic life with Fakebedo.) Fluff Smut
Kaedehara Kazuha
NSFW
Little Lamb (2) (Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them, also Lambgirl!Reader.) Smut
Kamisato Ayato
SFW
Forget and Regret (In an argument, he says something really bad that leads to just plain loneliness.) Angst
Arataki Itto
SFW
My Favorite Girl (You feel like you are no longer important to Itto when all he ever talks about and hangs out with is Kuki Shinobu.) Angst
Tighnari
NSFW
I Hate You (Ferocious hate sex with the sassy forest ranger after you ate a "bad" mushroom.) Smut
Platonic:
Like Family (You lost your little sister, but meeting Klee felt like you had another chance to show your love for her again.) Extreme Fluff
Drabbles:
Alatus likes seeing both you and Xiao struggle as he fucks you and forces Xiao to watch.
Fakebedo comforts you when Albedo abandoned you.
Xiao is a top AND a bottom.
Xiao is jealous of Zhongli, so he proves to you that he's learned a lot to give you pleasure.
Xiao fucking you with his mask on.
Xiao and Alatus share Mommy God!Reader. (2)
Rules
Don't be weird or offensive
If you're requesting, almost anything is fine, even kinda messed up stuff like: incest, rape, yandere themes, monster fucking, step-cest, watersports. I'm pretty much OKAY with all those (in fiction).
I'll write down some things I don't like too: mutilation, vore, extreme abuse. That's pretty much the no's.
I'm open to a lot of kinks (ā āæā)
behind the screens (3k milestone special event)
summary. a sneak peak of what happens to your characters, every time you log in and out of the game
includes. self-aware! and various! genshin men characters
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first and foremost, thank you for the continuous support for this writing blog, as it really means a lot to me <3.
behind the screens, is a 3k milestone special event, that has something to do with SAGAU (Self Aware Genshin AU). after knowing that this genre is quite known in the fandom i decided to dedicate an event about this, and tried to create multiple scenarios connected to it.
each scenario, would consists of different sets of characters, that were voted by the voters themselves through a voting form i last posted.
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GLITCHES ā when they find out that youāre planning to delete the game under a few reasons
feat. xiao, scaramouche, heizou, zhongli, kazuha
YOUR FIRST ā they overhear a conversation about who was your first favourite character in the game, and unexpectedly grows jealous about it (soon!)
feat. scaramouche, thoma, childe, xiao, dottore
IāM THEIR FIRST?! ā they overhear a conversation about who was your first favourite character in the game, and didnāt expect for their name to come out of it (soon!)
feat. kaeya, cyno, diluc, xiao, heizou
CHARACTER BANNERS ā when you do not plan to pull for their character banner (soon!)
feat. xiao, itto, dottore, venti, scaramouche
ONLY FOR YOUR EARS ā ānewā voice lines about them after becoming self-aware, and only you can be able to hear it (soon!)
feat. childe, kazuha, scaramouche, ayato, dottore
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EVICTED ā when you kick/bench them out of your team (soon!)
feat. venti, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, thoma
BACK ON TRACK ā when you add them back on your team after being benched (soon!)
feat. kaeya, thoma, childe, diluc, heizou
COMPETITION ā when you add another character who has the same element as them on the team (soon!)
feat. xiao, heizou, venti, diluc, childe
AUTO-PILOT ā what do they do when you havenāt logged in your account yet? (soon!)
feat. xiao, thoma, dottore, zhongli, childe
ISEKAIāD SHENANIGANS ā the time has come, you got isekaiād to the game and the first that you see, is your team (soon!)
feat. xiao, venti, zhongli, heizou, diluc
ššššššš šššš šššššššš ššššš
ā” itās finally here! my first ever genshin full fic will be featuring zhongli to celebrate his birthdayĀ
ā” this event last over 3 days, from 29/12/22 to 31/12/22Ā
ā” each part of the fic will be released on each day, the fic is 18+, targeted to fem readers, will contain smut, read at your own risk
ā” now, letās see what kind of sin zhongli had committed!Ā
also happy birthday to this old and handsome man
summary
morax shoulders many titles. the god of war, god of contracts, emperor of liyue, and many more. out of all of these godly titles, he treasures one title the most, and that is being S/Oās husband. however, he is a god with many responsibilities and enemies awaiting to shoot him down. to keep his love one safe, he had to hide his real identity from them, lying to the whole world that he is a single man, a ruthless god who slays down anyone that dares to threaten the safety of liyue. he does not want anyone to find out about S/O, for she is his weakness, and the love he have towards her is a sin.
in this au, zhongli is mainly the god and emperor of liyue. his relationship with S/O is unknown to the world and S/O is unaware of zhongliās real identity. S/O only know him as zhongli while others refer him as morax.
ps - may change the plot overtime, depending on my schedule :(
Lookism: Rendezvous š (Ch. V) || Gun Park x Fem! Reader ā”
Authorās Note: It is the moment that youāve ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. š Finally, the snu snu! The literal ice cream, not the cherry on top. As you may have noticed from the last chapter, the final part of Ch. IV was the opening part from the Introduction with the teaser. In the Intro., it was just a summary of what would lead up to Ch. IV. Which means, that from this chapter onwards, the story will now be taken place in the ānowā. Anything can happen at this point. š¤ Itās time to turn your mind off for this one, and I hope you enjoy the spice in this chapter. š (Also, I apologize but the format for this chapter is a little weird. I tried spacing out paragraphs and stuff but it wonāt let me so the text is all clumped together. š)
NSFW Warning: Strong language/cursing, sexual language, and sexual content (teasing, marking, degrading, praise, oral, penetration, rough sex, etc.).
Story Summary: You traveled abroad to help support your mother who is sick, back home in Japan. However, once you reached Korea, everything went downhill until you met a stranger who offered you a deal that could benefit you. But who knew that this special encounter would turn your whole life aroundā¦
Art Disclaimer: Please do not take the photo and repost. Feel free to reblog though. Commissioned jfairuz for this one. Itās so, so pretty.Ā
The Ruthless Prince Masterlist (Completed)
Ā Genshin Royal AU -Ā Scaramouche x fem!reader
Summary: When Prince Scaramouche picks you out of a random group of commoners to marry, your life is turned upside down. Heās mean, snarky, condescending and he doesnāt act like a proper husband or prince at all. However, when Prince Tartaglia from the neighbouring kingdom takes an interest in you, Prince Scaramouche finds himself even more annoyed than usual. This is the story of him and you navigating this roller coaster of a relationship.
Chapter 1 - Youāre Marrying Me, Thatās Final!
Chapter 2 - Social Pretense
Chapter 3 - Can I Understand Him?
Chapter 4 - Pet Wife
Chapter 5 - Enter Prince Tartaglia
Chapter 6 -Ā Just the Beginning
Chapter 7 - To My Heart
Chapter 8 - Where is This Anger Coming From?
Chapter 9 - Secrets
Chapter 10 - Resurface
Chapter 11 - Donāt Touch Whatās Mine
Chapter 12 - Truce
Chapter 13 - New Rules
Chapter 14 - Happy Birthday?
Chapter 15 - Forever Hold Your Peace
Chapter 16.1 - Our Last Night
Chapter 16.2 -Ā Our Last Night [NSFW version]Ā at the moment can only be accessed through buymeacoffeeĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā [sneak peek here]
Chapter 17 - Separated
Chapter 18 - War Lost
Chapter 19 - The Two Sides of Hope
Chapter 20 - Reunited
Chapter 21 - EternityĀ (Final/Epilogue)
Possible extra chapters and spin off titles:
The First Real Date,Ā Dinner at the Parents, Open Jealousy, In Sickness and in Health, Iāll Do All The Work (NSFW), Protective Husband, Remembering Kuni, and still a few more rotting in my brain, if I have the time to write it. Iād love to hear your ideas as well, if you have anything you would like to still read in this series!
Catās Masterlist
Hi! My nameās Cat. Itās good to see you stopping by! Iāll keep updating this Masterlist so you can check it frequently. Hope you enjoy your stay, and have a wonderful day! š¤ (I changed the theme lol)
Lookism Stories
Actual Smut = š¶
Gun Park:
Rendezvous: Introduction -> Ch. I -> Ch. II-> Ch. III -> Ch. IV š¶ -> Ch. V
DRABBLE SEVEN ā” PRINCESS
contains : partially nsfw but still fluff, fluff! you have a baby now :0
details : she loves you a lot, but him more so than you sometimes.
more: thought of the baby as vvy fussy and me likey :> no beta and unedited
taglist: @melkxsh @celestair @mochiimilq @catinneedofcaffeine @glowmiko @x-zho @childe-support @etherealdiluc @hailbedo @nishayuro + join the taglist here!
"brat."
you tried to thaw in your glare and she ignored you in favor of nestling into her father's arms, much to your dismay.
"i carry you in my womb for nine months, give birth to you, and ask you for love and affection and this is how you repay me?"
diluc grins and you pout on. the child snoozes in her father's arms contentedly before he gets up to place her in the nursery bed.
a minute ticks and he walks back in only to approach you and lift you up onto his lap. the crimson haired ragvindr swoops in to kiss your lips.
"you're irresistable when you're jealous,"
diluc purrs into the crook of your neck, trailing silent kisses along the shell of your earlobe while you maintained your glare in response to your beating heart.
"should we try for another one my lo-"
"-my vagina isn't adjustable as of now you selfish prick."
"cough- not that word again!"
when he can say a lot of vulgar words in bed but he can't handle just this once, you shook your head in amusement. as if on cue, your little girl's wail resounded through the living room from the nursery.
"i'll take care of her this time," heaving a sigh, you rolled up your sleeves and passed your choking husband a cup of water. entering the star-speckled room, your form relaxed when her arms were already reached out to you; teary red orbs looking at you while her strawberry hair was in a rat's nest from the abrupt intrusion to an afternoon nap.
diluc watched from the shadows as you picked her up, smoothing her hair and wiping the droplets of water from her cranberry eyes. and just like that, the child fisted her meaty toddler hands and rested herself onto your chest calmly.
it was proven as to what they say; (for who they were, diluc didn't know) a mother's touch can be magic.
"there, there," you crooned for better measure, melting into the strong pair of arms that had encircled you both in a warm cocoon. the little girl in your arms smiled toothily and you fell in love with her more deeply than when she first came out into the world.
"...love you," was what he says a moment after quiet.
his soft words slid into the toddler's eardrums, yet even you knew who they were aimed at- and so you gave a soft reply in turn.
"i love you too."
the moments ticked by and it was a little while before you spoke again.
"i know she'll grow up knowing she's loved," you whispered. he cracks a smile at that. diluc could not help but agree more as he leaned over to steal a kiss from your lips.
he couldn't help it. your flustered demeanor from earlier seduced him so much. just as the redhead was about to kiss your and press on your thighs invitingly once more did you swat his wandering hands.
"not in front of the child," your chide made him grunt in displeasure.
"witch," he grumbles and you laugh, little chortles that did not bother your toddler's sleeping figure in your arms, "you've left me all hot and bothered."
"am i supposed to take responsibility for it?" he groans. your arched brow and mischievous smirk does a pretty good job at riling him up.
"come here."
"i'm still sore from last night."
"i said come here."
"alright, alright!"
DRABBLE SIX ā” THE DATE
details : she's coming, and he's afraid.
contains : sfw, fluff, hurt/comfort! cw: pregnancy/giving birth
more: i promise you most of it is fluffy! a little over 1k words ig?
taglist: @melkxsh @celestair @mochiimilq @catinneedofcaffeine @glowmiko @x-zho @childe-support @etherealdiluc @hailbedo @nishayuro + join the taglist here!
"i'll be back later," he leaned in to rub your swollen stomach and kiss you on the cheek affectionately. once he was out the door though, your smile faded and you turned to the other people who remained in the room.
"now," you crossed your fingers, "let's talk about the baby situation."
ernest jolted in his seat, "i have work to do my lady! please excuse me-"
"if you can fill your stomach with food from good hunter's for seven days then you can also siphon in your work for a moment," it was a perfect block. the others who planned on escaping the same way as ernest backtracked and remained.
"what else could be called a situation, my liege?" adelinde gently refuted.
"yeah!"
"you're too tight on it, madam!" you glared at the maids moco and hillie who spoke from the top of your eyelids and they flinched.
"still, seven wooden cradles-!"
"no matter how high your wages are, seven cradles are just too much!" your face darkened.
"it seems i might have to ask diluc to cut your wages in half to make you stop giving gifts."
the servants deflated. seeing their faces, you sighed.
"it's alright. one cradle is enough, but don't add anymore to the pile."
you reminded them and soon turned towards your mother and father who were eating their breakfast silently, flinching when they met your eyes.
"thank you for the baby clothes mother-"
"-oh that was the last one i put in the baby drawers," your mother calmly cut you off while she wiped her mouth properly with the napkin.
"and the toys father-"
"that was also the last one i put in the toy chest. you won't have to worry since they're all soft and durable so it'll last a long time," your father replied and gave you a gentle smile. you grinned back and stood up from your seat only to double over.
"my lady!"
despite the kicks from the baby that kept coming, you gritted your teeth and spoke as calmly as you could possible.
"it's alright. just please escort me to the maternity room."
the midwife was waiting by the time you had arrived.
"see you everybody," you waved to the others whose gazes weeped. your mother and adelinde accompanied you inside as you began to writhe around your rock of a belly, groans resounding through the room.
in angel's share, diluc felt the sudden chill on his spine since that morning. he bid you goodbye as he still has to settle his pending affairs seperately so he could spend time with you until you managed to regain your strength.
this time, the chill worsened like ice creeping up his neck and towards his temples. at the same time, ernest from the dawn winery management burst in the bar and headed towards him, gasping as he was out of breath.
"sir diluc, it's your wife-!"
shit.
gritting his teeth, the redheaded ragnvindr started running all the way towards the manor, speeding past trees, houses and surprised people and monsters alike.
he arrived at the manor door. nobody was working at the moment as they were all inside anxiously waiting.
in the maternity room, your mother wiped the sweat from your brows as you smiled gratefully.
"i wish your father outside was as brave as your other half."
"how's father?"
"people might think he's in labor, not you."
you laughed a little at that. it was as if you weren't in pain at all.
this is okay. i'll be strong. let's just wait a little more until he comes.
the door suddenly burst open and diluc stood in the doorway. the cool scent of pines and fresh grapes flew into your nostrils and soothed you, although you began to tear up at the sight of him.
"you- you idiot," your chokes made his ruby eyes go watery, "why... did you just got here?"
"sorry. i'm sorry sweetheart," his whisper was quiet yet nobody in the room did not hear it.
the strength you thought you had washed away. your arms began to shake in your mother's hold. yet you still found the courage to smile at him.
"i've been waiting for you 'luc."
the memory you had of the time was sparse. you did not want to remember the sensations it brought you. however, you faintly heard,
your mother and the midwife's encouragement.
"just a little more my lady!"
your pained gasps as you pushed and pushed and pushed as the baby pulled back.
"aughh-! ahh!"
but the only thing that grasped your mind was your husband's big big hands holding your own, his words overlapping with yours as he pleaded and pleaded and pleaded.
"please, please my love. push on just a little longer."
a baby's wail sounded. your eyes drooped but you struggled to let them flutter open as you peered back at red eyes that looked at yours.
"is the baby..?"
"she's alright."
"she?"
"it's a daughter, sweet child," your mother settled the bundle in your arms, taking the midwife who held the used clothes before excusing themselves to tell the others who were waiting outside.
"she's healthy right? ten fingers, ten toes?"
"she is, my love. ten fingers and ten toes."
"thank gods," you sobbed. he wipes the tears from your eyes and you wiped his that were just starting to fall from his ivory cheeks.
"i'll... i'll be a great father, will i?" at first his carmine eyes were baleful, doubtful. he doubted himself.
am i really good enough to deserve this? this happiness.... am i good enough?
"i don't know," your tired voice spurred him to loosen your clothes so you could breath a little more. the baby gurgled as she clung to her mother's chest,
"but i know we'll do good. it'll be alright as long as we're together."
his eyes held a tender gleam, beggining to glitter with tears yet again before he leamed down to kiss you and gaze at his baby snuggling in his wife's arms. his doubts cleared, his heart relaxed.
ah...
the ruby eyes that mirrored his stared. diluc bends down to kiss her small forehead and smiled widely, dimples showing as rare as his grins.
"welcome to the family, princess."
let me be greedy for the things i don't deserve to have.
DRABBLE FIVE ā” CRADLES
details : he lets you take him on a stroll through the lush orchards.
contains : sfw! fluff, fluff! he gets a little teary-eyed
more: huehue sorry for the wait! unedited. no beta we die like kizanari
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"come talk a walk with me."
the moment you said those words, diluc ultimately thought it was a prank you conjured up on that very afternoon and decided to entertain the whims of a wife lest you come up to the unlikely conclusion that he doesn't love you anymore because he ignored you (which is also super unlikely considering you gave him as much space as you can possible due to the nature of his work).
the carmine skies were perfect for a stroll through the grapevines, which had you pulling his arms up to one of the hills overlooking the vineyards. a picnic blanket was set and although it wasn't a prank, the redhead immediately knew what it was.
"cloud watching today?"
you shrugged, "i had to let you take a break. your arms were sweltering like crazy."
"oh."
"and you stink from being cooped up at your desk all day long. it reminds me of my once-a-month endeavors."
"i know you did not just compare my sweat to your, er- monthly release."
you cracked up and he smiled while watching you laugh to your heart's content. for some reason, your complexion seems to be glowing today. diluc chalked it up to you using a new lotion imported from liyue that seems to make your skin shiny.
"well," he held up a plate and offered it to you, "let's eat?"
while you ate over cannoli, cheese sandwhiches and cups of iced berry juice, you began telling diluc of your many endeavors with bennett, jack, and the other adventurers.
in your relationship, diluc was mostly contented with listening to you, but today was one of the days when he noticed your sweating hands and slight tremors between chatters.
"-my love," his tone was clear and gentle. diluc rarely interrupted you and whenever it did, it made you quiet almost instantly.
"are you alright?"
"mmh.... mhmm, i'm alright..."
"tell me the truth," his scarlet gaze penetrated your own and his hand covered yours, rubbing your hand comfortingly while you struggled to take the words out of your mouth.
"... i'm mregnant.." your voice came out soft. diluc's eyes widened a slight fraction yet he did not change his expression.
"what was that?"
"... i'm pregnant," you began to glare at him although your voice was still acking to a whisper.
his heart began to beat fast and he let the news settle in. diluc was the happiest, yet he wanted you to admit it to the world. he didn't change his expression but he continued egging you on (which was your expertise in this relationship honestly).
"i can't hear you, my love. your voice is too quiet-"
"I TOLD YOU I'M PREGNANT YOU DAMN-" your swear was interrupted by the cheers of the workers who took care of the vineyard. at the entrance of the house, adelinde wiped a tear while mocco and hillie grabbed each other and squealed.
diluc's laugh was loud as he gripped your waist to twirl you in the air despite your protests ("i'm heavy!") and set you down, grazing his thumbs underneath your eyes.
"i don't care how heavy you are. i want you to know that no matter how much you'll change, no matter how much weight you gain or lose, i'll still love you all the same. so," his smile was bright and his eyes crinkled into red crescents,
"thank you. you make me the happiest man in the world."
"aughh..." you began to tear up.
you must've saved a whole damn planet in your last life to have somebody like him in this life.
he ignored your tears in favor of bending down to greet the life that had sprouted in your stomach.
"hi baby," he grazed your stomach softly, petting it with an awkwardness you find all too familliar when in intimacy, "it's your father. i might not be as good as any other father i know but i'll try my best."
diluc then stood up and wiped your still falling tears from your cheeks. your sniffles faded and you closed your eyes, breathing in the cool scent of mountain streams and grapes and everything that made him diluc ragnvindr.
friend. lover. husband. father.
he cusps his mouth to yours, locking his fingers with your own to steal a kiss from your lips.
"i love you."
"i love you too."
thank you. you make me the happiest man in the world, the one in a million across teyvat.
I loved that househusband AU soooooo much! Made me wish it was reality š. But no, tis not my reality.
You said you were open to ideas for this AU? Well what if you did an edition with remote working? S/o now is at home and the guys get so see what s/o does throughout the day (seeās s/o as a BOSS)
Oooh what about someone bashing the couple for their āuntraditionalā lifestyle?
you dare overstep your mortal authority ?!
sypnosis: how theyāre like when someone attempts to bash the two of you because of your lifestyle. ( i dont condone to bashing and any forms of harassment. )
characters: zhongli, diluc, itto, xiao, kaeya, thoma, childe, and scaramouche
content: mafia!au, mentions of harassment (bashing), mild swearing, violence, threats, hint of torture, insults
post-script: donāt we all wish it was a reality šš how does it feel to live our dreams y/n š¤š¤š¤š¤ on the other hand, im planning on making a separate post about the remote working s/o (bcuz theres sm to say about this) sooo stay tuned for that š for now tho, lemme share the goody details on the last part hehe
the way of the househusband au masterlist
INTIMIDATES BASHERS - zhongli, diluc, itto, and xiao
ZHONGLIās rolled up sleeves that shows his battle scars are enough for people who attempt to bash the two of you to not do anything at all, giving the ex-yakuza all the more reasons to be proud of his scars and not be ashamed to show them. though, you gotta admit, youāre surprised that it intimidated people despite the apron he always wears.
when you do encounter a basher that actually has the nerve to bash, zhongli first lets his scars intimidate the person and try to reason with them, keeping you beside him protectively in hopes of the basher not trying to harm you.
if the basher is stubborn and tries to harm the both of you regardless of your loverās attempts, this is when rex lapis comes out in the light instead of zhongli.
you could only watch as your husband grips the basherās shoulder in a tight manner, his eyes narrowing as the atmosphere grew tense.
āhow would you feel about living in prison for a while?ā
DILUCās aloof attitude alongside his muscular form often intimidated people around him and he definitely isnāt complaining ā especially since it backs off those who could attempt to hurt you because of your lifestyle with him, so the chance of getting bashed was only a 1% possibility.
however, the possibility is never a zero.
your harasser didnāt even know that your husband is the intimidating bartender that cleans glasses 24/7 because he only overheard you gushing to your friend about your lovely househusband in the bar where he drinks, so things didnāt go well with the person when your husband caught him sputtering insults and nearly punched you when you insulted him back.
customers and your friend could only watch as some asshole who didnāt know anything better get scared by dilucās haunting glare and cowardly backed off when the red-haired man calmly ordered him to get out, causing your harasser muttering out insincere comments before taking his leave.
despite the situation being dealt with, we all know diluc would feel guilty if you ever get hurt because of him being a househusband :((
nevertheless though, his guilt that sometimes creeps in him disappears when he sees you giving such a blessing smile, telling him how youāre grateful to have a wonderful househusband like him and how you love him so much despite his past :))
ITTO honestly didnāt intend to intimidate people with his stature and muscular scar-covered body and heās incredibly oblivious from that fact. however, you are really thankful that his intimidated appearance is enough to make bashers back off - especially since your neighbors warned you and itto about bashers that lurks around the small town.
if there was someone who somehow had the metal balls to bash you not knowing that your househusband is a literal beefy muscular man who can probably crush someoneās head with his bare hands whoās standing nearby, heāll immediately tackle him down and make you call the police for an attempted harassment.
although your husband isnāt as⦠violent as most househusbands in this post, heās the only one who does the most rational thing and call the cops, simply because heās a literally nice guy that just follows the law now.
XIAOās eyes are something that catches peopleās attention, only for them to immediately feel scared of him because of his rest-bitch face. if looks could kill, xiao wouldāve already killed millions, thatās what people will think to themselves whenever they walk pass the ex yakuza.
unfortunately, this doesnāt go the same for certain people because of xiaoās height, especially that one basher that spat out insults after insults because of your lifestyle with xiao ā that is, until your husband takes one good look at the basher with a scary glare with intent to kill ā and that was enough for the person to shut his mouth up and stare in fear.
you gotta admit, it was pretty hot. but scary as well. but mostly hot.