PATRON⠀SAINT⠀OF⠀ONE⠀WAY⠀TRIPS.

They ⠀said ⠀you ⠀were ⠀ a ⠀𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙾 ﹠﹠⠀sent ⠀you ⠀to ⠀your ⠀ 𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐃͟.

[hailedmary]

HAILEDMARY⠀࣪⠀˖　┊▍⠀࣪﹫ rp page for Project Hail Mary's Ryland Grace › crossover &͟& oc friendly.⠀⠀est. 2026 with book &͟& movie influences. based of personal analysis ╱ headcanons. * low activity &͟& friend priority. RARELY FOLLOWS FIRST. 21+ environment.

𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐍 ﹕finding something to be brave for ⸝ bigger than yourself ⸝ sacrifice for the greater good ⸝ the effects of extended isolation ⸝ Imposter syndrome ⸝ the edge of the universe ⸝ First contact — last contact.

› I am what many consider a DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT writer, this means I will handle topics that are inherently triggering to most audiences with the grit and tact that they deserve to be handled with, and will not shy away from portraying the realities of many situations. With that being said, THIS IS NOT a space for indulging in taboo subjects.

› DO NOT act like you know my muse, or their lore extensively based off their canon material. I take canon and make it my own, to me, canon is just a suggestion. I have read both the book & seen the film x10 times.

›I do not humor drama, or any of the RPC drama, if you try to involve me in RPC drama I will likely block you. if I am interacting with someone actually dangerous just shoot me a DM.

› I enjoy shipping, but Ryland is Aroace. as an aroace individual myself this is very important to me, my experience with interpersonal relationships is estranged and different than usual, this will be portrayed with Ryland too

› I write in 2nd person with a heavy focus on descriptive language to explore how my muse is feeling &͟& the environment they are in. This can be confusing at times so please, if at any point you would rather me write in 3rd person, feel free to ask! I might try writing in 1st here as well from time to time. i am more than willing to fluctuate my writing to ensure we both can enjoy our experiences writing together :)

THE TIGER. also known as THE PATRON SAINT OF ONE WAY TRIPS. 24, genderless, nonhuman queer. No pronouns default, use my name. Indigenous mixed. full time student balancing a full time job ontop of this. tysm for reading I’m so excited to interact with u. 🐅

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PROMPTS FROM PROJECT HAIL MARY *  assorted dialogue from the book by andy weir, some lines reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary

human beings have a remarkable ability to accept the abnormal and make it normal.

it'll be interesting to see how this plays out.

glad i could be part of it.

evolution is lazy.

i guess this is it.

your face is leaking.

i will miss you.

you're my friend. heck, you're my best friend.

we have figured this out.

got to love computers. they do all the thinking for you so you don't have to.

another day, another staff meeting.

who would have thought saving the world could be so boring?

does that mean it's not no? is that another yes?

you're not alone. neither of us are.

sometimes the stuff we all hate ends up being the only way to do things.

i'm a scientist!

now we're getting somewhere!

time for me to use science.

i'm hungry.

what's your name?

are all russians crazy?

when stupid ideas work, they become genius ideas.

do you believe in god?

i know it's a personal question.

it's like he's inviting us to explore the universe.

if i had a nickel for every time i wanted to smack a kid's parents for not teaching them even the most basic things... well... i'd have enough nickels to put in a sock and smack those parents with it.

this is happy!

your face opening is in sad mode.

we're pretty untrustworthy, but i don't want him to know that.

i'm smart enough to know that i'm stupid. that's progress.

you poked it with a stick?

it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.

work fast.

first i have to wait for my computer to wake up.

fist my bump.

usually you're not stupid.

once again, i'm struck by melancholy.

i have to save humanity first. stupid humanity. getting in the way of my hobbies.

oh thank god. i can't imagine explaining sleep to someone who had never heard of it.

if i can't do it for a while, i go insane and eventually die.

no need for concern.

we're as smart as evolution made us.

we're the minimum intelligence needed to ensure we can dominate our planet.

i spend a lot of time un-suiciding this suicide mission.

that's not creepy at all.

wait a minute! am i a guinea pig?

it's not like that.

no. you cannot die. you are my friend.

be careful.

i don't want to look dumb in front of the aliens.

math is not thinking. math is procedure.

at least i'm not alone.

aaaaand they're dead.

you get to watch your food cook without melting your face off.

the hardest part about working with aliens and saving humanity from extinction is constantly having to come up with names for stuff.

you are here!

you saved me!

set up the damn tunnel!

get back in your ship!

it gives me a feeling of control.

i'm on a suicide mission.

yes. there'll be wars.

see how easy it is?

all i have to do is tell you something you don't want to hear.

it's the kids of today that'll have to make the world of tomorrow work.

when you're stupid tired, accept that you're stupid tired. don't try to solve things right then.

want to meet up in the bathroom down the hall and have sex?

let's see what we can do when we really set our minds to it.

you want me to observe you sleep?

you're a coward and you always have been!

you avoid risk like the plague.

[hailedmary]

” is it true what they say about earth. ” eyes glued to the screens, displaying images of what life could of been. your voice was quiet, head resting against the palm of your hand. ” that its a burden to be on. ”

My mouth goes dry && FAST at the question. I almost choke on the cup of coffee I was given by armando minutes earlier at the sudden grimness upon entering the lovingly titled ' mental health bay '. My once lax position, leaning against the entrance turning rigid as the weight of the situation crashes down instantly. It's HARD to explain earth to an alien, it's even harder to explain earth to someone that SHOULD know what it was. ( I mean, try explaining to a guy who lived on this ' station in deep space' far from anything like the ISS, or the TSS about a planet, a planet covered in trees, to which he had only seen ONE, warmed by a sun which had accordingly to him all died in some freak incident -- this story is honestly more interesting than the astrophage situation, curse my stupid scientist brain! Don't be thinking like that! ) The grasp on the mug in my hand had tightened as thoughts work themselves like gears behind my eyes. It's a slow movement, one hand raised in surrender as I move to take a seat next to the other, a learned behavior as to not spook my rather cautious company. Simon was like feeding the stray cat that my students had grown fond of on campus, you had to be slow, show you weren't a threat no matter how many times you followed the same routine. ( it was nice to have ACTUAL human company now that I think about it. This isn't to discredit Rocky's company, I mean he and I have been through everything, but there's the cultural divide, and gosh. Look, I just really missed talking to humans. )

" a burden? Gosh no- never.. I mean, it has its flaws, were all a bunch of idiots down there with ideas of how to run things, && nobody can really agree on the right / wrong of it all, so it can get a little loud. we can get a little lost in our own ideas.. But a lot of people wouldn't give it up for .. well, the world. Earth isn't a one in one-million miracle, but it's special for those of us who live on it.. " I almost start going off on a scientific tangent about how we could totally find another world out there with trees + water && heck even life, but for once in my life I stop && think.

" I wish you could see it for yourself, Simon. " I don't think I've ever met anyone more deserving to see earth, than it.

[hailedmary]

did they hail mary you like hang you infront of everyone

WAVING A HAND INFRONT OF ITS FACE... ? " YOU FEELING OK BUDDY? " is it having like.. a flashback or something? should I be concerned? I cant really tell yet with this one.