MAD LOVE.

H E L L O it's me. Hailey Harriet Clarington reporting for duty. That's Hailey like hailstones not Hailey like hay-lee. Miltary Brat and the youngest of four. I'm seventeen, a Junior at Crawford County Day and I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time telling you all this. I'm not the Valedictorian yet but rest assured that I will be before the semester is out. Extra-curricular activities have yet to be determined but undoubtedly there will be many. Try not to be upset when I inevitably outshine you.

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It’s official – my phone is haunted. If I leave my Skype app open and set it down on the table, it will just randomly call people while I’m not even touching it. These ghosts must be pretty lonely because all they ever wanna do is talk on Skype.

Who knows what it’ll be next – they’ll start buying haunted items on Amazon or using my Chipotle app. I’m not ready for this next-level roommate committment. Should I get my phone exercised? Send advice, please and thanks.

[haileyclarington]

If the ghosts order Chipotle, wouldn’t that just mean you’ll get random, unexpected deliveries? I can’t see that being a bad thing.

[haileyclarington]

TEXT↔HAILEY

KIT: There are so many to choose from

KIT: If I become bat dad to a legion of bat babies I'm going to sic them on my enemies

HAILEY: Aren't you supposed to try not sinning?

HAILEY: If you could hear the noise I just made..

HAILEY: I think that is the best mental image you have ever provided me with. Which enemies?

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Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country.

[haileyclarington]

Mass text

Fiona: it's called McKinley and it's in Lima.

Fiona: I okay got it. I need to learn how to be more mean or whatever to assholes then.

Hailey: Oh, the public school. I've been hearing stories.

Hailey: No, it's really not about being mean. It's not mean to demand to be treated right.

Hailey: This is why I don't talk to girls.

[haileyclarington]

starletnymph:

if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen

[haileyclarington]

Mass text

Fiona: Oh no of course not Its the name of the cheerleading squad at the school.

Hailey: What school? There are many schools.

Hailey: And to answer your question, guys are only assholes when you let them treat you that way. They show any sign of being a creep then you show them the door and voila! Your life is Garbae free.

[haileyclarington]

Mass text

Fiona: My name is Fiona Hudson. McKinley High head Cheerio.

Hailey: What on earth is a Cheerio? Oh God. It's not some weird cereal fetish club thing is it?

[haileyclarington]

Mass text

Fiona: Question are all guys assholes or just one in a dozen?

Hailey: Who 'dis?

[haileyclarington]

yestherealjessicastjames:

Small towns, big dreams, and even bigger liquor stores my dear. You just have to think relatively positive…or so the fireball tells me.

Jessica St. James, one of your resident bitches. I to was forced here from a much different life and share in your pain.

Do you make many friends with that approach? Introducing yourself as the resident bitch, I mean.

[haileyclarington]

mia-ameliacrawford:

I mean..yes I have a tendency to ramble both in life and with written words I’m well aware of that. Who are you?

That’s definitely something you should work on.

I’m Hailey Clarington. Who are you?

[haileyclarington]

TEXT↔HAILEY

KIT: I highly doubt that I'm qualified to be any sort of creature's father - unless bats thrive on tough love and being ignored

KIT: There are millions of trees out there for them to nest in. Why my attic

HAILEY: Well then you better make up for whatever sin you committed pretty quickly cause more bat babies more problems y'know what I'm saying?

[haileyclarington]

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Someone’s making themselves comfortable in their new home. #catsofinstagram #persian #kitten #petsofinstagram

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