unimaginative trash

Grower of oddly-shaped eggplant, lover of weirdly named flowers, comment enthusiast, and trash writer of NSFW content at times. 18+ followers only, please. Any pronouns work! 

[hairybeardtongue]

I write things! Primarily stuff with the Naruto fandom, Kakashi in particular. You can fit so many ships in that bad boy, and I regularly do!

AO3: iPTF14hls

BKSY: @hairybeardtongue.bsky.social

[anj-does-stuff]

I have so many little oneshots started that I forgot about. And like so many time travel?? And so many Sakumo. There's:

Pre-Kannabi Kakashi ending up in his future body and meeting his future team (and Obito)

Obito and Kakashi accidentally making clones of themselves that they can't dispel.

Teenaged ANBU Kakashi accidentally going back in time and meeting Sakumo.

An older Kakashi dying during the Pein attack, ending up in the past again, this time meeting genin Sakumo (look, the hyperfixation was strong, okay?)

Kakashi dying in his Kamui fight with Obito and ending up in another world where he meets a very different Obito.

Dystopian AU where Kakashi was left in Konoha with his mother after a disaster strikes and only meets Sakumo many years later (hey, at least this one isn't time travel)

Clan-swapped OBKK

OBKK bodyswap AU

OBKK demon/exorcist AU

Sweet Misery spinoff sequel which will probably become multi-chapter

A supernatural fic where Obito can see spirits and Kakashi is a reaper (I swear it's not as out there as it sounds)

ORGAN HARVESTING??

And like 12 more I can't be bothered to check atm

[shslboner]

8/14 | "The Way We Bend" (Broken/Mended)

sorry i wished that you would resist your treatments less. instead please fight me every step of the way. dont ever be in so much pain that you are not even able to argue with me ever again

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Voting ended onAug 13

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[sloaners]

what did you get for your birthday, tenzo?

[writingdose]

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

[asiriyep]

Kakaobi Summer Weekend 2026.

Prompt 6: Green fingers.

@kkobweek

[poppymeow]

isanayoruho on twitter

[shilyas]

mlep

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Protip you can do this with writing too

[void-botanist]

[Image description: a two-panel comic titled “My Art Evolution”. In the first panel, labeled “Past”, a beelike person frowns at a drawing of a happy sun and says “Oh no. It isn’t perfect no one can ever see this”. In the right panel, labeled “Present”, the person holds up the same drawing, and with a sly jokester expression (which includes a nose), says “He he. Who wants to see my new eye crime”. /End description.]

[thepenguinpress]

Vladimir Nabokov’s note card, c. 1969.

[lonesomedovepdf]

“[March 21 1951]

Student explaining to me (after getting 55) that when reading a novel (’Ulysses’ in this case) he likes to skip ‘passages and pages’ so as ‘to get his own idea, you know, about the book and not be influenced by the author’.”

[asiriyep]

Kakaobi Summer Weekend 2026.

Prompt 2: Thypoon.

Actually, Kakashi is younger than his teammates. Because of that, he's the smallest one, and he's clinging to Obito like a tick to a dog.

@kkobweek

[asiriyep]

Kakaobi Summer weekend 2026.

Prompt 1: Wild onsen.

@kkobweek

[ice-breadd]

💤💤💤💤💤💤

[maireyart]

So he left

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys @pridoo @cool-thymus 💚 I hope you don't mind me butting in with my CRACK, but here I AM! This is what happens 15 minutes after Obito leaves :D He retuuuurns!!! (that was one loooong typhoon, and Kakashi knew that) Previous pages of this experimental doujin: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Also @kkobweek prompts: typhoon & a risky experience xD

[alyona11]

👀

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury